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Why would you wear anything higher than a centimeter. This is why you’re stupid.

actually being 6′6″ stops being an advantage the moment you put on shoes or whatever because then you have to live with the constant fear of “i’m going to slam my head right against this fucking doorway”

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What a weird place to sleep... whatever. I got what I came here for.

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By the way. I forgot to mention on here. But. I GOT TURNED INTO A “FURRY” FOR THE ENTIRE MONTH OF OCTOBER BY SOME STUPID ANON MAGIC. 

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I've gone too far to turn back now. It's not my fault you all underestimated me. What was the moral of that one fable...? You knew what I was when you chose to help me?

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you're a little bitch!

And you aren't?

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I may not have gotten any money, but I did retrieve something interesting after the tower fell... hm. Time to plan.

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Do it then, Layton.

I’m going to kill Paul the next time I see him.

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Don’t underestimate me, next time.

We proved earlier that the Inspector was, in fact, Paul, but I…

…I didn’t expect he’d do this. I didn’t expect him to go this far.

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You lived, didn’t you? Stop whining.

Guess who almost got ran over by a ferris wheel and could have gotten injured or worse?

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What the fuck. Anyway, I’m checking from the air, but. Of course he just fucking disappears. 

Hey guys, Emmy here. I have news I have to share.

The Professor and Luke went missing yesterday. The last message I got from him was from 6pm, and so far there’s been no sign of him since. We’ve been texting him and getting no response.

Randall and I went to investigate his office in Gressenheller and it was a mess. Papers and books and artifacts all over the floor. The window was smashed open. He left us a note telling us he was headed to the Thames, but when we went, he wasn’t there, either.

Found a car accident in Central Park, too, but the car was in the trees with a huge handprint on it that couldn’t have possibly come from anything human. We spoke with Chelmey briefly, who said that they had the driver in police custody at the moment being questioned. We asked if he saw the Professor, and he said that last he’d seen, he had been headed to Tower Bridge.

So, the plan is that we’re going to Scotland Yard soon to talk to the driver and hope that gives us some answers, and I want to go to Tower Bridge and see if there’s anything he left behind that might give us some clues.

If you guys hear anything from him, or if you’re in the London area and spot him, please tell us as soon as you can. Henry’s organizing search parties, so if you want to help look, contact him.

The only information I know is that he got a letter, and he told me that a young woman needed his help, and that I needed to stay behind in case anything happened and something sure did happen.

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Jaws. Saltwater Crocodile by Vitaly-Sokol

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Gonna b honest. A lot of hot ppl go to art museums. I’m one of them

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🔥Science Channel🔥

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this image singlehandedly cured my depression LOOK at this