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Hey babe can we try petplay? *starts scratching and hammering on the door* LET ME OUTTTTTTTT LET ME OUT OF HERE PLEASE GOD LET ME OUT

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Not my vid

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I cannot overstate how remarkable an improvement to your mental health it is to replace any instance of 'I'm stupid I'm an idiot I'm such a fuckup' with 'I'm a silly goose, honk honk'

the honk honk is crucial do not skip the honk honk

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executive dysfunction is so fucking weird i need to like persuade myself into doing things

"cmon girl, youd feel good during it, and youd feel good after it, and it wont take a ton of effort to"

like im a shy animal being coaxed by a zookeeper but im also the zookeeper

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mimes a dismissive jerkoff gesture but im shaking and badly hiding that i orgasmed on the 2nd stroke

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we did it guys, we found the most American reddit post. woman in a bad enough financial situation that she has to work for the rent-a-serf app while 9 months pregnant has her water break while delivering groceries for like a dollar per mile, OP doesn't believe her, shows up with a gun, and then takes his groceries and leaves her there on the ground. "I made sure she was ok and walked away w my stuff as she double over in pain" is unironically one of the most chilling statements ive read on reddit because you know that it 1. actually happened and 2. the guy writing that thought it made him look good

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My sister is doing pet play with women on roblox and I don’t have the heart to tell her it’s probably a kink for the others involved

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Nicolas Party (Swiss, 1980) - Grotto (2019)

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me when the fixation is hyper and the interest is special

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"Well Brad and Janet... What do you think of him?"

THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW (1975) — dir. Jim Sharman

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I need to pet a dog so bad. if you have a dog please give them a pet for me

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there’s something very beautiful about being able to try again tomorrow

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Yesterday I was telling someone that I was missing my grandma Birdie a lot. Today I went to McDonalds and got the new McDonaldland meal. The character I got for the souvenir kit? Birdie. It was like grandma was giving me a sign 🥺 There’s even a sticker inside the kit that says “breakfast with Birdie” and my grandma Birdie would get breakfast at McDonalds every single day 🥺

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skin to skin contact isnt enough i need teeth to internal organs