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HE WHO EATS THE BAD KIDS indie krampus from folklore. as told by remy EST. 2016
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devilchains-blog · 8 years ago
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      starter call !
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devilchains-blog · 8 years ago
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          ‘ oh you know.. absolutely STUFFED from all the souls he’s been consuming lately.   i doubt me working for you could work out too well.  i don’t like dealing with CHILDREN very much. ’
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      ‘      you people and your beliefs that all i eat are children.     ------ what a shame, you could’ve been a good pet .       ‘
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devilchains-blog · 9 years ago
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      starter call !
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devilchains-blog · 9 years ago
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devilchains-blog · 9 years ago
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five word prompts
[inspired by this]
“actually… i just miss you.”
“alright, i’ll leave you alone.”
“and slowly… i was forgotten.”
“and then everything just disappears.”
“and where do i go?”
“anyone could tell from here.”
“are you finishing that or…?”
“are you stupid or stupid?”
“anything, just call me, okay?”
“bitch better have my money.”
“bro… that’s so… not cool…”
“but did you do it?”
“call me now. it’s urgent.”
“can’t you listen to me?”
“cross that. don’t answer that.”
“don’t even think about it.”
“don’t you dare walk away.”
“do it. i dare you.”
“did you think i forgot?”
“eventually… you just move on.”
“even if you still do.”
“everything will fall into place.”
“fight me, you attractive stranger.”
“for once, i need you.”
“for once… i was right.”
“for once… i was wrong.”
“forget i even asked you.”
“forget it. you fucking suck.”
“fuck’s sake, what’s your problem?”
“fuck off. i mean it.”
“give and take. that’s life.”
“great. perfect. nice. fuck this.”
“have you lost your mind?”
“hello? it’s me. i was-”
“hey… that wasn’t so nice.”
“here’s a glass of whatever.”
“how about a hug, hm?”
“how about you make me?”
“i haven’t forgot you yet.”
“i can’t be around you.”
“i don’t need you, really.”
“i don’t need this now.”
“is this your first time?”
“it’s just a cut, really.”
“it wasn’t me, i swear!”
“i said i love you.”
“just don’t fuck it up.”
“just… come back alive, okay?”
“just make sure you’ve eaten.”
“kick his ass for me.”
“killed him? wait, what, literally?”
“life really sucks. feel better.”
“letting go hurts… a lot.”
“let me live, will you?”
“no, i don’t need you.”
“nothing can hurt me now.”
“nothing matters anymore to me.”
“okay it was me… so?”
“people lie all the time.”
“pipe the fuck down, asshole.”
“please, you can’t die now.”
“please don’t leave me alone.”
“quiet. they can hear us.”
“quick! give me your phone!”
“quicker, you freaking piece of-”
“quit it or i’ll bite.”
“quit staring! they’ll notice us!”
“really? do i look stupid?”
“real smooth, tripping over air.”
“rise and shine, sweet thing.”
“rise and fucking shine, motherfucker.”
“seriously? give me a break.”
“so… what are we now?”
“so… did you miss me?”
“so… can we go eat?”
“so… when’s the next flight?”
“so… how did everything go?”
“sometimes, i wish you died.”
“so what? you did it.”
“time passes slower without you.”
“then what do you suggest?”
“the fuck? who are you?”
“then you tell me why.”
“this is not working out.”
“this isn’t what i wanted.”
“this is all a fucking disaster.”
“when did it all happen?”
“who knew you’d be here?”
“why do i even bother?”
“why do i love you?”
“why didn’t you tell me?”
“you’re just… so, so stupid.”
“you can’t be here now.”
“you look like an accident.”
“you really need to go.”
“you know who to call.”
“zero fucks given. next please.”
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devilchains-blog · 9 years ago
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                                                             xx — he who eats the bad kids.
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devilchains-blog · 9 years ago
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bad idea starters.
❛on a scale of one to ten… how illegal do you think doing this is?❜
❛okay, but, consider this: i don’t care. i’m gonna do it.❜
❛there are certain moments where i consider you someone with brilliant ideas and a good future. this is not one of those moments.❜
❛how hard is it to do a wheelie on a motorcycle? how many feet can you go, doing a wheelie, without crashing?❜
❛it’s three in the morning and i’m bored and you’re the only one awake. let’s break into a gas station store.❜
❛WHATEVER YOU DO, DO NOT FILL UP A “SUPER BIG GULP” CUP WITH 5 HOUR ENERGY AND CHUG THE WHOLE THING. MY HEART HAS EITHER STOPPED COMPLETELY OR IS BEATING SO FAST THAT I CAN’T FEEL MY OWN PULSE.❜
❛is it a bad idea to use mountain dew instead of milk in your cereal?❜
❛i heard if you suck up enough helium, your voice starts to sound really squeaky… wanna go buy some balloons?❜
❛can you cook bacon with a hair straightener? asking for a friend.❜
❛yes, i did beat him up and i will not apologize.❜
❛complaining helps the situation, like, not at all.❜
❛sooooo, i kind of adopted a puppy.❜
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devilchains-blog · 9 years ago
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devilchains-blog · 9 years ago
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<--- this blog wouldn’t mind some curious anons
Ask about anything!
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devilchains-blog · 9 years ago
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            bratty, entitled       rich     kids were high on the list of lunches for him     but this one ----- this one he wanted to play with before he jumped in for the kill of tearing into      pure porcelain flesh.     lips press into a thin line and     he parades himself through the crowd of rum soaked teens     toward the brunette in his line of sight, frame leaning against the bar top     careening himself toward the female.    ‘      ----- you look bored, wanna go have some fun ? ‘ // @destinaticn
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devilchains-blog · 9 years ago
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      starter call !
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devilchains-blog · 9 years ago
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otp: damon x 50 shades trilogy
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devilchains-blog · 9 years ago
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“I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?” ;)))
                                    —- xx
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            ‘       sleeping with me might be a bad idea    ——    bad santa can give you some pretty bad ideas in this middle of the night.  ‘  // @missalpha
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devilchains-blog · 9 years ago
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          ‘       -------- how’s Cade been ?     heard his grueling hell    is striving with those miserable souls he sent you to steal before i could .       pity,      you could’ve been a good asset. ‘ // @sirencalls
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devilchains-blog · 9 years ago
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                                ❛   so  you’re  a  big  scary   METAPHOR  ?    still   not  feeling  it.    you’ve  passed  your  expiration  date   grandad.   ❜
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            ‘    i predate your   entire   species and you think I have an expiration    date ?        ------ your times almost up, salvatore. ‘
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