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        ❛  I’M STARTING TO THINK I SERIOUSLY HATE WOMEN …

               Me? Reusing my old, simple-ass promo even though I remade my blog & am revamping this muse? More likely than you think!! If you’d be interested in interacting with an IKKI from the otome / visual novel AMNESIA: MEMORIES, I’d appreciate if you could GIVE THIS A LIKE / REBLOG. ♥ Ikki is a sad white haired anime hipster boi with magical bishie eyes who hates humanity & is 50000% done with everyone’s shit, including & especially God’s. He’s fake & petty & wants to #khs. It’s a gucci time until you realize he did nothing wrong ever in his life & you’re crying bc he doesn’t deserve any of of the bullshit he’s putting up with.

    xoxo o shit it’s dat AXOLOTL back at it again, wassup !!

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my heart  a torn thing

Anne Carson, from Decreation: Poetry, Essays, Opera; “Blended Text” (via luthienne)

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kaoru would buy this just to slap tamaki and hikaru with the sleeves.

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       ❛    DON’T FUCK WITH ME.       i have the power of god and anime on my side       !    ❜

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❛  stuffing  your  face ,  as  usual .  ❜ ❛  i  gotta  have  a  good  meal .  ❜ ❛  you’re  going  into  orbit ,  you  stupid  mutt .  ❜ ❛  i  hate  alarm  clocks .  ❜ ❛  i’m  am  hungry ,  i  want  some  lasaga .  ❜ ❛  enough  with  the  chit  -  chat ,  let’s  get  some  grub  going .  ❜ ❛  i  ate  thos  food .  ❜ ❛  now  where  could  my  pipe  have  gone ?  ❜ ❛  ARE  YOU  THIRSTY ?  ❜ ❛  do  you  want  some  bottled  water ?  too  bad ,  i  got  warter .  ❜ ❛  i  don’t  need  friends ,  they  disappoint  me .  ❜ ❛  i  feel  like  a  deer ,  in  the  headlights  of  love .  ❜ ❛  honey ,  you’ve  got  a  big  storm  comin ’ .  ❜ ❛  can  i  ask  you  kind  of  a  weird  question ?  ❜ ❛  i  can  see  the  statue  of  liberty  from  here .  ❜ ❛  you  could  stop  at  five  or  six  stores ,  or  just  one .  ❜ ❛  we’re  just  blonde  boyz  doin ’  what  blonde  boyz  do .  ❜ ❛  here’s  a  one  -  way  ticket  to  the  blonde  boy  zone .  ❜ ❛  i’ve  got  a  couple  of  hobbies  besides  being  blonde .  ❜ ❛  i  like  to  drink  soda  &&  hang  out  at  the  mall .  ❜ ❛  i  like  to  lift  weights  &&  wear  sunscreen .  ❜ ❛  spf  -  100 ?  i  hope  it’s  in  stock ,  ‘  cuz  i  rub  it  on  my  nips  &&  the  bell  end  of  my  cock .  ❜ ❛  bought  me  &&  the  boys  some  blonde  hair  dye .  ❜ ❛  now  i  get  the  ladies  wet  like  a  slip  n ’  slide .  ❜ ❛  i’m  just  another  blonde  bro .  ❜ ❛  as  the  hot  one  of  the  bunch ,  i  tend  to  stay  erect .  ❜ ❛  if  you’re  thinkin ’  three  inches ,  then  you’re  thinkin ’  correct .  ❜ ❛  i’ve  got  the  thickest  yogurt  -  slinger  of  our  bleach  blonde  dongs .  ❜ ❛  enough  about  your  cob ,  man .  ❜ ❛  the  sun  was  shining .  ❜ ❛  it  got  real  toasty .  ❜ ❛  i  need  iced  cream ,  or  i’ll  fry .  ❜ ❛  my  two  lovely  uncles  -  they  went  away ,  to  blessed  syria ,  for  a  holy  vacay .  ❜ ❛  a  letter ?  from  the  president  of  the  united  states  of  americus ?  ❜ ❛  you  got  coleslaw  on  my  adidas !  ❜ ❛  no  dnt  leeve  me .  ❜ ❛  i  think  i’m  really  dying .  ❜ ❛  are  you  fighting  the  urge  to  make  out  with  me  right  now ?  ❜ ❛  i’m  really  into  this  pizza , though .  ❜ ❛  uhhh ,  i’m  not  finished .  ❜ ❛  oh  my  god ,  can  you  let  me  do  what  i need  to  do ?  ❜ ❛  i  look  poor.  ❜ ❛  don’t  lie  to  me  bitch ,  i’m  not  cute .  ❜ ❛  whatever ,  fuck  you .  ❜

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I wish my dash was a pure place where I can just cry about komaeda and kaoru but I have to see stuff like “tokoyami slobbers over some toes” and OOF

@ me .

I did bitch

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eevee voice claim hikaru makes me feel pain therefore I must spread that pain to others via sad hikaru hours ft. 50 mins 4 part vids

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Lover Boy // Phum Viphurit

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person: i care about u me: ok then why am i not ur entire life??? smh fake

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Send me a  ♗ and I’ll use my icon style to make an icon of your muse

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                              there are times that things aren’t easy for any of us,                                  but what makes it okay is that we stick together.

                                   kaoru hitachiin. haruhi fujioka. hikaru hitachiin.

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♥︎  this post if you want to be mains.

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WHICH GREEK GOD / GODDESS DO YOU REFLECT THE MOST ?

YOUR RESULT      :      APOLLO

Apollo has been variously recognized as a god of music, truth and prophecy, healing, the sun and light, plague, poetry, and more. The twin brother of Artemis. He is loyal, fierce, and headstrong. Despite traits such as impulsiveness, he is rather intelligent and graceful.

TAGGED BY :  took it from myself TAGGING :  take it from me !

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                          iv. don’t trust anyone, no matter who it is.                           you can ONLY trust yourselves. trusting anyone                                        can only lead to your DEMISE.

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"I love you, Onii-chan." (♥ó㉨ò)ﾉ♡

@snowslept .

       ❛    YOU’RE REALLY TRYING TO GET OUT OF TROUBLE  ,  HUH.    ❜       he remembers when him  &  hikaru we’re around her age  ,  and how they constantly got out of trouble by using tactics like the one she’s using.       they would cry or say ‘  i love you  ’ to their caretakers in order to get their sympathy  ,  and once they got it  ,  whatever mess they made was simply forgotten.       he also remembers how her eyes lit up when they told her stories of their pranks and how they escaped getting in trouble for said pranks;       certainly  ,  what took away from those stories was how to get away with murder  (  so to speak  ).

❛    hmmmmmm.       what did you even do       ?    ❜       she was turning out to be much more of a little devil than he had originally thought.       then again  ,  she did learn from the best  ,  so it’s only natural she’d end up this way.       ❛    guess it doesn’t really matter  …       say  ,  if you want  ,  onii – chan will take the blame for you.       just because he loves you so much       !    ❜

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tofleurir replied to your post:        003. WARDROBE / STYLE.       kaoru tends to...

“Hikaru is the best dresser” AHHH FAKE NEWS HE HAS A TWO STRAPPED TANK TOP AND THAT IS ATROCIOUS

FUCK YOU GOT ME THERE