devilishbird

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my brain is coming out of my ears been grinding progress on a sweater i designed which is. nice and all but i'm also burnt out as hell but feel bored as hell if i'm not knitting

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do not. give my post 10,000 notes

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daily reminder that if you use large scissors you should make sure ALL of your fingers are clear of the cut path (all parts too)

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apparently my boss who is a professor at my school doesn’t have a cell phone and his coworkers were upset by this so they bought him a childs toy phone and labeled it “David’s jitterbug” (for those of you that don’t know jitterbugs are phones made for old people that have like massive buttons and shit) so the other day I walked into his office to ask him a question and he pressed a button on it which made it start loudly playing the ABCs and he said “excuse me I have to take this” and then started singing along to the ABCs while shooing me out of his office

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this is actually legitness

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Jew on social media in 2025 Gothic:

You point out that claiming that a secret group run the world for the benefit of Israel is antisemitic. You get called a zionazi. You get called a genocide apologist. You get called a genocidaire. Gaza continues to suffer.

You point out that someone attacking Jews in the diaspora and shouting "free Palestine" when arrested is probably antisemitic, since, you know, killing Jews over Israel isn't a very efficacious way of criticizing Israel. You get called a zionazi. You get called a genocide apologist. You get called a genocidaire. Gaza continues to suffer.

You say that there's still fifty hostages held in Gaza, and you beg the Israeli government to accept an all-for-peace deal. You get called a zionazi. You get called a genocide apologist. You get called a genocidaire. Gaza continues to suffer.

You say that the Israeli response has been wildly disproportionate but it's, you know, a response, not aggression, unlike, say, the invasion of Ukraine. You get called a zionazi. You get called a genocide apologist. You get called a genocidaire. Gaza continues to suffer.

You ask if calling Israel a colonial country is perhaps erasing Jewish indigeneity. You get called a zionazi. You get called a genocide apologist. You get called a genocidaire. Gaza continues to suffer.

You ask what happens to seven million Jews currently living in Israel when Palestine is free from the river to the sea. You get called a zionazi. You get called a genocide apologist. You get called a genocidaire. Gaza continues to suffer.

Gaza continues to suffer. You get called a zionazi. You get called a genocide apologist. You get called a genocidaire. Gaza continues to suffer.

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about to drop literally the sickest insider knowledge you will ever receive pls use it responsibly:

are you a teenager? do you wish you had the space & resources & organization to do a thing, whether that's an anime club or a movie night or a big craft workshop or creative writing group or literally whatever? would you like to do your thing totally for free? yes?

okay, then bring it up to a librarian

seriously, teenagers are the absolute hardest group to engage at most libraries & we'll often organize programs that absolutely no one will show up to & it sucks. if you go up to a public librarian & say "hey, some friends & i want to do this thing. does that sound like a feasible teen program for the library?" most people will move heaven & earth to pull it off for you because we know there's an interest in our community. we will go balls to the freaking wall to make it happen

do you want a cosplay contest? a video game tournament? a free escape room? bring it up to the library. it's not a burden or an annoyance at all. it'll be like christmas came early for us

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Yamaguchi Kayo - "Cormorants,"

woodblock print, 1963

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Me

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My mom: “my sweet, it’s time to go to bed”

Me (27): “okay mom, just one more video”

Mom: “fine… but only one, it’s late” (9pm)

Me: *sneakily laughing* “yeah, right… only one” ;)

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Everything is like “QUEER history” and “List of QUEER young adult books” or “Top 10 QUEER movies” and queer this and queer that and for the love of god please just say LGBT.

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from silk reeling to fine suzhou embroidery by 许潇潇

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you seem like you unironically enjoyed electroswing circa 2012

this website's hate mail game is insane