devilmaycry2dante
devilmaycry2dante
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devilmaycry2dante 16 days ago
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It was making me really sad to have a ton of bulk cards from when I buy packs - its sad that those cards that aren't "huge chase cards" just sit there and do nothing.
To counter that ! Started a pok猫dex binder, where I am collecting on of every pokemon card and fitting them within this huge ass binder (1200 something slots, big enough for the whole pok猫dex!)
It honestly made me so sad for the "non-hit cards" so this makes me feel much better! Instead of opening a pack and being like "aww not hits this time" I have a smaller objective of filling up this binder (I honestly had wayy more cards then I thought).
Since its just one of each card (multiple cards in some slots for different arts I have of the same pok猫mon) any extra bulk will be donated to local game shops / libraries 馃槑.
But yeah, really liking this binder! Just wanted to share.
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devilmaycry2dante 22 days ago
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I love pikmin so much, first game I completed when I was younger.
Was at Comicon 2024 and saw one (1) stall with pikmin merch... the only merch for the blue pikmin was a sticker of said blue pikmin and, yknow, just IN CAPITAL BOLD TEXT.
AND OBVIOUSLY I CANT USE THAT, so no pikmin merch was bought that day :,(
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devilmaycry2dante 22 days ago
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Don't understand how people regret tattoos, cause mine are awesome as fuck, did yall not get ones you like?
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devilmaycry2dante 23 days ago
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Incredibly pissed because I have been severly ill for the last 3days (throwing up just from standing up and havent eaten in 1 and a half days).
Now this is fair, illness is just a thing. BUT WHY DOES IT DO THIS WHEN A) MY GOOD FRIEND IS GOING ABROAD ALONE AND I CANNOT SEE HIM OFF NOW AND B) I EXTREMELY LUCKILY GOT OFFERED TO BE A VOLUNTEER ASSISTANT FOR A DOCTORATES RESEARCH STUDY AT UNI.
Luckily, my friend got his flight without many problems (to my knowledge).
But if I dont get better by Wednesday im gonna miss out on having a similar story experience as Peter Parker. Bro, this is like super bad.
I wasnt aware I could produce this much body heat, trust me, I produce wayy more than the average Joe, if my room was any colder i'd definitely have heat lines coming off me. At least watching House MD is helping
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devilmaycry2dante 29 days ago
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Hell yeah
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devilmaycry2dante 1 month ago
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I fucking love Magneto.
One of the most rawest characters alive, bro is just so THAT guy that nearly every piece of media he is in always has that "Everything is magneto-proof" catch just so this man cannot rip apart the world with two fingers and a can of Dr. pepper.
Dude is just so cool, like what do you do against Magneto? Plastic knives and other non-magnetic weapons? Then bros in another comic killing a man by manipulating magnetic waves in a mans brain.
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devilmaycry2dante 1 month ago
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Limp Bizkit is a cosmic entity. People think its some guys in a band but actually the real Limp Bizkit is an incomprehensible being far outside our understanding of this universe.
The "band members"? Divine detachments from this creature, strategically placed upon this Earth to spread influence and gain power.
Why do you think you gotta put your hands up in Rollin'? This is how the being feeds, however, this being is so powerful that if the instructions didnt make you put them down immediately, your life force would be siphoned off rapidly.
Anyways, I love Limp Bizkit.
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devilmaycry2dante 1 month ago
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Limp Bizkit asked me what I was gonna do now. I dont know?! I was following your instructions?! And now I have to do something else?? Dude they took me out the club and fucking shot me :,(
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devilmaycry2dante 1 month ago
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THE FUCKING DSM-5. I LOVE YOU BLUE PIKMIN 馃敟馃敟馃敟馃敟馃敟馃敟
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pikmin book club
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devilmaycry2dante 1 month ago
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Alright next time im at a pool im conducting an experiment. Either im severly overstimating the resistance of water or yalls are some different breed of human.
I will report my findings (probably never cause who goes to the pool often) but the day I do. I WILL be throwing haymakers in it.
Alright, new hypothetical.
Firstly, ground rules:
- You can swim perfectly underwater
- Breathing is not an issue
- You vision is not impaired underwater
Now, if underwater, how many fish (approx the size of your hand but a little bigger) can you punch (for sakes lets assume you one punch the fish) before running out of stamina?
There is infinite fish, they come in hordes of 10. This is an endurance match. Personally? Id say like maybe 15 - 20
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devilmaycry2dante 1 month ago
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PUFFMIN MENTIONED IN 2025 ?! The world is healing 馃槍
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Best friends:3
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devilmaycry2dante 1 month ago
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This disgusting, vile blob of a bio-weapon has violated me so many times that I am unable to show on a teddy bear where he HASN'T touched me. And this was only on hard mode 馃拃馃 I have to fight this abomination against existance multiple more times on Dante Must Die mode 馃拃馃ゲ.
This...thing is harder than the final boss MUNDUS. 馃拃
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devilmaycry2dante 1 month ago
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Dude i gotta buy Pikmin 1 & 2 collection. I wanna play pikmin 4 so bad but i wanna replay my classics first
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All my pikmin cleaned up in Krita plus a tomato!
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devilmaycry2dante 1 month ago
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DMC5 ?! DEVIL MAY CRY 5?????
my cat is fucking UP the dsm5 like her hungry ass
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devilmaycry2dante 1 month ago
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Empathy is a pretty cool thing. Love that stuff.
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devilmaycry2dante 1 month ago
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Accounting for resistance from the water ?! Is this Mike Tyson??
Alright, new hypothetical.
Firstly, ground rules:
- You can swim perfectly underwater
- Breathing is not an issue
- You vision is not impaired underwater
Now, if underwater, how many fish (approx the size of your hand but a little bigger) can you punch (for sakes lets assume you one punch the fish) before running out of stamina?
There is infinite fish, they come in hordes of 10. This is an endurance match. Personally? Id say like maybe 15 - 20
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devilmaycry2dante 1 month ago
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Alright, new hypothetical.
Firstly, ground rules:
- You can swim perfectly underwater
- Breathing is not an issue
- You vision is not impaired underwater
Now, if underwater, how many fish (approx the size of your hand but a little bigger) can you punch (for sakes lets assume you one punch the fish) before running out of stamina?
There is infinite fish, they come in hordes of 10. This is an endurance match. Personally? Id say like maybe 15 - 20
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