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[devilofsf-cisco]

@dr-astrid-zhang-mccoy

Gift Content for Astrid:

Custom acrylic plaque with Astrid's medical journal article printed on it

Small relaxation box

Floral Scented Bath Soap rose petals

6 pairs of fuzzy slipper socks

Gift Content for Ace & Daisy:

New harnesses and dual walking leash

Pupsicle Pops

Doggy Christmas sweaters

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Yeah but I never knew why that was. Why are you Scrooging?

I don't fucking care. I'm not a huge holiday person.

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C'mon, Surge! It's all for the spirit of the season!

Fuck. No.

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AS YOU SHOULD. I'm so bloody proud of you, darling.

AMAZING. I have my copy of the journal framed and now hanging on my office wall. And I've got a few people asking for interviews.

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Cisco: Excellent. Once I know more, I'll make sure you still look like a bamf.

Cisco: Good looking out, thank you. I'll wait for the call from the studio. But yeah, it is. They've been making so many changes and having so many problems, Mahershala's about to walk. Frankly, I don't blame him and if they actually DO make him 4th string in a movie he's supposed to be the star of, I hope he does walk.

Chris: Me too. And that they chose a plotline where we can adapt and figure out what I can and can't do.

Chris: Oh they'll have you. It was a condition I negotiated into my contract that you got the first offer of the stunt coordinator role. And that's total bullshit. The least they could do is actually tell you what's going on instead of just keeping you in suspense.

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It sounds like it's gonna look like exactly a giant fucking mess. But I'm here for it. And I'm hoping you're gonna have to wear the hell out of some Santa-themed boxers: Fake snow hem. Wide, Pilgrim-looking belt printed on the waistline. 'Ho Ho Ho!' on the ass. The whole nine yards.

Yeah, at least with the Christmas colors the blood should blend into it all so it won't look like a giant fucking mess.

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Outfit for: Raldi wedding

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Cisco: That sounds about right. I'm glad they want you back in the suit and that you're feeling ready to down the cowl again.

Cisco: Well, if they'll have me then count me in. I'm always up for working alongside my brother and making sure you're actually safe. Plus with all the absolute bullshit happening over at Marvel and how they're handling Blade, I don't think I'll be back to work with them anytime soon.

Chris: My guess is the strikes made them want something that was going to get them money. But even if they haven't, I'm just excited to get the chance to put on the suit again.

Chris: which I'm putting my foot down and I want you working on these movies. I do not trust the stunt people unless you're on the squad.

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Hey, you know I love a good surprise. I can wait to find out which one you're gonna have to duck, dodge and sock the shit out of others in.

I want a ticket. And I also want to know if all of you who are fighting have to dress up in some way that goes with the theme: wearing red and green boxer shorts, having garland wrapped around the cuffs of your gloves, walking out to holiday trap remixes with Santa hats and curly-toed elf shoes for introductions?

[devilofsf-cisco]

You know I don't work in a hospital. I just spent too much time in one. 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄 and you deserve every single one of those eye roll emojis for that response.

I'm sure you'll make the money back at some point though.

You clearly don't work in a hospital. The nurses have had a bet on how early in the year we'd get a holiday themed thing stuck where it shouldn't be because someone used it as a sex toy.

Unfortunately I was too kind to humanity and lost $50 in the process because I said it wouldn't happen until December 2nd.

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You were but I didn't love you any less and I know you were busting your arse. How's it feel to be published?

I KNOW I'M NOT MAD. I mean I was obnoxious at the time but there's a reason I told you to.

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Cisco: No shit??!? That's amazing. I wonder how long they've been sitting on that plan. Congrats, mate! You're going to be busier than ever lol

Chris: No.

Chris: Just got out of a meeting with WB.

Chris: Not only is Batman Beyond still happening .....but I just signed 3 more Batman movies. MY Batman.

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Cisco: Yeah I know. You have been for years. Is this just a random reminder to me? 🤔

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Chris:

[devilofsf-cisco]

This PSA was not on my 2023 bingo card... Dammit, Antony.

I can't believe that I have to post this on the internet. But nutcrackers are not sex toys.

This PSA is brought to you by the fact I had to go work in the adult ER today and this happened FOUR TIMES today and it's only the start of the winter holidays.

I'm very glad to be going back to the kids ER tomorrow.

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I want a ticket. And I also want to know if all of you who are fighting have to dress up in some way that goes with the theme: wearing red and green boxer shorts, having garland wrapped around the cuffs of your gloves, walking out to holiday trap remixes with Santa hats and curly-toed elf shoes for introductions?

If anyone's interested in coming to the stupidly named "Deck the Halls" Christmas boxing fight thing that I'm doing on the 20th of December, let me know. I have like 20 tickets I can give out.

But seriously whoever named this thing, I'd love to go deck their halls. I fucking hate how cheesy it is.

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THAT'S MY BABE!!!

I'm not even sorry, since you needed that sleep. I'M SO PROUD OF YOU, LOVE!

So I am VERY happy to announce that after what felt like an endless amount of editing and more editing and Cisco stealing my computer away from me against my will (I gave him permission) so that I would sleep..........I AM BEING PUBLISHED IN THE NEW ENGLAND JOURNAL OF MEDICINE FOR THE RESEARCH THAT I HAVE BEEN DOING THE PAST FEW YEARS.

The article comes out next week.

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