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I literally just washed these sheets like 4 days ago and within this 4 days I have 2 separate accidental ice cream spills on these sheets and they’re already stained and dirty looking as fuck. Why does everything happen to me.

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16 year old Haymitch while Snow was tweaking out about the 2 month situationship he had with a Covey girl like 40 years ago:

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you don't "hate kids," you hate being forced into a caretaking role.

you don't "hate kids," you hate censorship passed off as family values.

you don't "hate kids," you hate the constrictiveness of the nuclear family.

you don't "hate kids," you're just not used to occupying fully age diverse spaces so you're not used to the noise or the many different kinds of needs.

you don't "hate kids," most public spaces just aren't built for kids, and so the few kids you see are always uncomfortable and distressed.

you don't "hate kids," you hate the intense social rules assigned to kids and anyone who interacts with kids.

You don't "hate kids," you hate how society reproduces its most restrictive elements and how kids are powerless to resist it.

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I love that Sally Jackson’s 3 love interests are just

Literal god

Canonically pure evil

Paul

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Are there any bricks on Elysium?

Yep. But luckily, they don't go flying at people's faces! :D

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Shout out to the USA for pissing Canadians off so bad it flipped an entire election that was supposed to be a landslide for the center-right, forever in your debt o7

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CREATURE????

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Guys.

GUYS.

Haymitch ate the candies.

After all that happened.

Lenore Dove.

He trusted Katniss.

And ate. the. candies.

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adding songs from musicals to character playlists is so stupid like yeah this works just ignore some of that really specific stuff

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rip jason grace you would've loved living

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Not Haymitch being the legal guardian of Katniss in Capitol and District 13.

In mockingjay,

Haymitch is annoyed about Katniss ripping off her earpiece, and he is showing her different PERMANENT earpiece option as a threat.

He specifically says, " I will AUTHORIZE them to surgically implant this transmitter into your ear".

Authorize, not ask them or tell them but AUTHORIZE.

That imples he has had to NOT authorize previous District 13 demands. Just like in the Capitol with breast enhancement surgery.

Few pages back, Asterid says how she didn't know Katniss was going to 8 till she was already gone. And Katniss goes, I'm sorry I'll ask them to clear everything with you.

And asterid replies, "Katniss no one clears anything from me".

Asterid is not Katniss' Legal Guardian anymore, Haymitch is. He has been running around for god knows how long keeping her safe and sane.

The I wonder is he the reason Katniss got discharged from the hospital while Finnick stays in a drug haze?

Is he the reason they leave her be when she doesn't follow schedule?

Is he the reason they let her hide in pipes and closets?

And I'm reminded of lil Haymitch taking care of even littler children during his games. Wondering why they all come to him. And he's fails to keep any one of them alive.

Except Katniss. That's a daughter thrusted to him. And he's trying so fucking hard to not let her die too.

I'm gonna go cry now

#why do all the little ones stick to me

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word of the day: “woowoo”

definition:

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Fanfiction writers be like:

"here's the immensely time consuming 100K word novel-length passion project I'm working on between my real life job and family! It eats up hundreds of hours of my one and only life, causes me emotional harm, and I gain basically nothing from it! Also I put it on the internet for free so anyone can read if they want. Hope you love it!" :)

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love the word “rapscallion”. like not only are you a rascal but you’re also kind of spring onion about it too

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I'm torn between headcanoning Nico as getting exasperated whenever people ask him basic questions about the 1940s ("Yes, running water existed! This was the 1940s, not the 1540s!") and Nico blatantly making stuff up about the 1940s ("Yeah, cars had only just been invented and were super rare, I never saw one til I got out of the Lotus Hotel,") because he thinks it's funny.

for real, he'd do both, if you ask me

"here, nico, I'll teach you how to change a lightbulb, these didn't exist back in your time"

"no, of course, lightbulbs? back in the crusades, when I come from? we had no electricity, I rode to school on my pet dinosaur mandy and waved to my neighbours the flintstones, you absolute dumbfuck"

but then if he was asked to do something and forgot, he'd totally play the fool to get out of it

"why didn't you call annabeth? I told you to tell her I was getting home late!"

"ohh right, sorry, I saw no landline, and I totally forgot mobile phones were a thing 🥺🥺"

and yeah, no, he'd fuck around with people for the fun of it too

"nico, I've no fuel on the car, let's take the bus"

"the what?"

"the bus..?"

<pretends he has no clue what he's being told about>

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"that time of the month" "monthly visitor" "feminine hygiene products" GRRAH!!! SHUT UP SHUT UP!!! PERIOD!! MENSTRUATION!!!! TAMPONS!!! PADS!! MENOPAUSE!!!!!!!!!!!