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dont ask me why i made this but happy pride

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It's impressive how Neil Gaiman vanished from the internet. Wish Rowling would do the same.

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From a state hearing in Texas

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SPOOPY TIIIIIIIME

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Adult Swim making an unholy amount of sense.

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Reminds me of New York

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This is mine now, and I have no plans on giving it back

saved 1/24/22 10:50 am

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I have some news for members of the united states armed forces who feel like they are pawns in a political game and their assignments being unnecessary.

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The silent killer is wasting your life panicking over what you’re eating rather than just enjoying what you can eat and not worry so fucking much about it

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I mean if we’re powerful enough to steal from god… does that make us gods?

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Correction, moral of the story: op is a sim that the player wanted to make a chef

one time, as a kid, I watched someone make an omelette. after stewing on the idea for a full day, I asked my mother how it worked, got a basic lesson, and then proceeded to spend the next three months in the omelette mines making 3-5 omelettes every single day (depending on how many of my siblings were left with any tolerance for eating them) until I felt I had really truly certainly gotten a grasp on the concept of the omelette

I then repeated this every time I learned a recipe, which is funny because I didn't even like cooking beyond a passing interest, I was just really interested in the idea of being able to max out the skill or something

as soon as I demonstrated mastery over something, I immediately dropped it and moved onto the next thing, and this was an understood pattern to the point where my siblings would try to prompt me into spending a period of fixation on whatever they wanted to eat at the time, and then they'd have several servings of it a day until they got sick of it and started to hate it

but them enjoying it wasn't really the goal. largely tangential. I mostly just wanted to get it down and then move on.

moral of the story: none

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The real threat is if it spawns in the poles

not enough wild life to eat the chips and we probably wouldn’t notice until people were questioning the potato chip colored dot that our satellites were picking up in the middle of the frozen wastes

still thinking about that r/hypotheticalsituation post where someone was like "what if a potato chip spawned somewhere randomly in the world. and every hour the number of potato chips at that location would double. and the only way to get rid of them for good would be to eat all of the potato chips before they doubled again." and someone calculated that it would only take like, 48 hours of people ignoring a weird pile of potato chips before an absolutely irreconcilable number of potato chips was blanketing a city.

and then people were like "no wait if it spawns randomly in the world, it's highly likely it would be in an ocean" and then people were debating whether there were enough small fish swimming at the surface in the open ocean that would be able to eat a potato chip and thus save humanity from the potato chip apocalypse.

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The thing is it’s not even fancier than an Alexa, it’s actually worse. Information is often wrong, things you’re not talking about get mixed in, 50% of the results are pulled from fucking tumblr. I get better results for cooking thing is I just type “help cook” into google than asking Gemini of any recipe. All ai sucks, it’s not even that it’s immoral (which it is most of the time) it just sucks

those ads for ai integration on phones are so funny bc it seems like they cant. come up with that many use cases that arent already on a phone? "ask gemini to give you recipes when youre cooking!" "use our AI assistant to find the perfect gift for your girlfriend" yeah or i could just like. google it. you've spent millions on a slightly fancier version of an alexa. good job man.

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Ok