devine-bastard

[devine-bastard]

LOS WIWIS!!!!!

inspired by the strawpage doodle i got from bff... I loved it so much...

🎶U u-wa-wa-uwa🎶

[devine-bastard]

[devine-bastard]

Me when Eggman complained that he was, quote, "undesirable to all possible genders"

[devine-bastard]

big fan of stobotnik art that looks like this

[devine-bastard]

Me showing my mutuals from one fandom a blorbo from another fandom knowing damn well they dgaf:

[devine-bastard]

breakfast

[devine-bastard]

にたこ

[devine-bastard]

And then came the Saiyans…

[devine-bastard]

Son Goku ...

I can post this secret santa i made for tortukinins on Instagram! Sorry for not making any art lately, this is what I've been working on!!

[devine-bastard]

i love when a villain is like "ahhh what a ROTTEN day" but they mean that it's good and they're just saying it like that because they arbitrarily like when things are bad

[devine-bastard]

burning text gif maker

heart locket gif maker

minecraft advancement maker

minecraft logo font text generator w/assorted textures and pride flags

windows error message maker (win1.0-win11)

FromSoftware image macro generator (elden ring Noun Verbed text)

image to 3d effect gif

vaporwave image generator

microsoft wordart maker (REALLY annoying to use on mobile)

you're welcome

[devine-bastard]

Zamasu...

[devine-bastard]

tumblr post funnies

[devine-bastard]

i've grown tired of this body, a cumbersome and heavy body

[devine-bastard]

unfortunate

[devine-bastard]

[devine-bastard]

no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponential, logarithmic, while I gasp for air, scream and see the light, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, doggy, backwards, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in the car, on a motorcycle, the bed of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce house, in the pool, bent over, in the basement, against the window, have the most toe curling, back arching, leg shaking, dick throbbing, fist clenching, ear ringing, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffling, eye watering, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earthquaking, sheet gripping, knuckles cracking, jaw dropping, hair pulling, teeth jitterbug, mind blogging, soul snatching, overstimulating, vile, sloppy, moan inducing, heart wrenching, spine tingling, back breaking, atrocious, gushy, creamy, beastly, lip biting, gravity defying, nail biting, sweaty, feet kicking, mind blowing, body shivering, orgasmic, bone breaking, world ending, black hole creating, universe destroying, devious, scrumptious, amazing, delightful, delectable, unbelievable, body numbing, bark worthy, can't walk, head nodding, soul evaporating, volcano erupting, sweat rolling, voice cracking, trembling, sheets soaked, hair drenched, flabbergasting, lip locking, skin peeling, eyelash removing, eye widening, pussy popping, nail scratching, back cuts, spectacular, brain cell desolving, hair ripping, show stopping, magnificent, unique, extraordinary, slendid, phenomenal, mouth foaming, heavenly, awakening, devils tango ever bro could cause a nuclear bomb inside me and I'd still ride.