did you relate your high school expertises to pure heroine and your college to melodrama or were you normal
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me: I should do laundry
my brain: you should die
me: touché
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girls with short hair are hotter than any boy. so thats why boys get upset when girls cut their hair off. case solved
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I don’t trust the media, too many acronyms. what does cnn stand for? literally no one knows the answer
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when you tryna chill but your siblings love annoyin you
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me as a hotel receptionist: *greets guests by playing hotel california but cutting it off right before they say california*
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How do they ALWAYS have the best costumes????
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it’s been 10 years since 3oh!3 said “tell ur boyfriend if he says he has beef that im a vegetarian and i ain’t fuckin scared of him” and it’s still the hardest lyric of all time
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*Hairless cat voice* oooooh im a wrinkley naked bitch
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