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based off those posts You know which ones

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ENA: Bad things keep happening to me, like I have bad luck or something.

ETHAN: ENA, you don't have bad luck. The reason bad things happen to you is because you're a dumbass.

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gay people are like i can't tell if we're close friends or if we're in love with each other and also are we dating i can't tell and also siri is it gay to send someone 600 love heart emojis and say you're in love with them or is that just a normal platonic th

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hehheheee the soft caimans brings happiness

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hey, if you have a friend with a disability/chronic pain, here’s a helpful tip! /gen

there’s a phenomenon in chronic pain patients where they don’t express pain the same way people who don’t experience chronic pain do. if we reacted to all level 5/10 pain like everyone else, we’d be exhausted constantly because it takes a lot of energy to scream and cry.

sometimes, a pain response looks like shutting down. for me, i tighten up, my breathing gets more labored and intentional, and i tend to move very little. if you have a friend with chronic pain and you notice these cues, ask them if they’re okay and what they need. if they need to be left alone, leave em alone. if they need support, support them. if they need meds or to be taken somewhere else, do that. trust me, they would appreciate it very much.

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i stg with how these cars be acting ima throw mine vehicular pringles at em

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tactical homer

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is crazy how much green body fluids can invigorate u when drunk

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i will never fact check anything i do, aslong as it feeels right then i am too

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wait 3x3 is 9, i thought that shit be 12

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canned cat is far too outdated, wheres carbonated cats. i need that

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floor

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oh my god theyr is like seven entire guys with fish grwnades near me riht mow they are going to attack i think that theya rw yhreatening but they r wearing pastal fursuits so idk they might be cool but they are shouting really loudly at me or like in my general directkon they want mw to eat cats i think????? but i dont really wanna do rhat so if i die dont blame me blame it on boogie

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seven opossums seven opposums seven opposums seven opposyms seven oplosums seve

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d'you think if u stick a hdmi cable up someones ass and then up your own ass you could share vision like a fly

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temptation stairway alternate timeline revealed