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devon-usher · 1 day ago

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yes.... fear the great power of the IT Guy*.....

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devon-usher · 2 days ago

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Yeah okay I'll take it I guess

This is one of my favorites hand down

#normal thing to send to someone

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devon-usher · 9 days ago

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"I believe you'd do this to be unsettling" no, I'd do this to be funny. This is peak humour, actually.

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devon-usher · 12 days ago

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They'd look a little off, but it might work! My skin is tattoo-able.

recently someone saw my dissected frog tattoo and said “hey ur frog tattoo is really cool but i think it’s open.” i haven’t been able to stop thinking about this for weeks. what did she mean by that. does she think i walked into a tattoo shop like hello can i get one normal frog tattoo. and 2 and a half hours later the tattoo artists goes FUCK. it happened again. it’s fucking open. goddamnit

#I actually have fake tattoo patches somewhere #that way I don't waste the skin if I want to remove it #temp tattoos are also a thing I can use but those eventually get into the skin so they're not ideal

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devon-usher · 21 days ago

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What’s the hardest job you’ve had so far, and what made it hard? Lots of people to coordinate? Complex coding/hacking? Birds pooping in the server room and shorting out the wires?

I would say trying to fix a server room while a pyromaniac actively tried to set it on fire was a bit of a challenge, honestly. I've gotta say one of my current jobs isn't exactly easy either. They recently got a really really bad bug infestation that took out half the building, including most of the cameras. Luckily, the server room was mostly unaffected :)

#their paper records protected their digital ones :)#it's like a happy little ecosystem #the building got fixed in record time too- just a few days and it was good as new #mostly.#they even fixed their elevator!

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devon-usher · 21 days ago

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hi I introduced a friend to you and now she's fighting with me for who gets the rights to fix you. wish us luck

Good luck! Both for the fighting and the fixing, I mean.

#can't fix perfection 8)#jkjk I'm just a guy(tm) no one's perfect #but uh. I don't think that'll be easy :)

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devon-usher · 22 days ago

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squints.

:)

#taking over. slowly

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devon-usher · 22 days ago

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I don't know but it wouldn't be pasta!

curious to hear y'all's suggestions for the worst possible pasta shape

(Assume that "pasta" needs to be made of sheets or strands of dough with enough surface area relative to thickness so that they can be cooked.)

#the “angel hair but it's real hair” one is definitely possible #yum yum!#author's notes: did I perhaps reblog this on main at first? uhhhh :)

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devon-usher · 22 days ago

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sudo rm -fr /* --no-preserve-root

AAAAAAAAAAA

Error. Devon not found.

haha jk I'm fine :)

#disclaimer: don't run this on your system #it basically wipes all your files #linux is powerful but it allows you to basically do Anything to your computer

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devon-usher · 22 days ago

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devon-usher · 2 months ago

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Gives you an Oreo for old times sake

Thank you.

#“an egg in this trying time” but it's an Oreo cookie

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devon-usher · 2 months ago

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what are your thoughts on 2001: A Space Odyssey

HAL beloved. Good character. Good movie overall, a bit slow by today's standards, absolutely revolutionized visual effects in its day though. A must-watch.

#being able to put something at a higher speed and still process it is very useful #anyway go watch the movie #give my pal HAL a pat #btw HAL is a reference to IBM - it's the same letters but one letter “down” on the alphabet!#in case you wanted to know

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devon-usher · 2 months ago

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#I do *not* look like that #though wow that's impressive I wonder if it's functional

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devon-usher · 3 months ago

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Do you believe I am responsible for this chaos?

my friend liz downloaded some free audio software a few months ago to do something and now every time she joins a call a female voice says “trial. trial.” and liz doesn’t remember the name of the software or know how to stop it and she doesn’t want to

#who knows.#certainly not you

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devon-usher · 3 months ago

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So long as you don't pour it into the server racks we're-

WHAT DID I JUST SAY