devon711heaven
devon711heaven
The ace up everyone's sleeve
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I'm Devon and I'm 22 I don't know what the fuck is going on
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devon711heaven · 2 hours ago
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Pre-menstrual depression is always depicted as like "He He! I had a box of icecream bars and cried while watching the Titanic!" But in reality, it's more like, "I'm standing the edge of an abyss. There is nothing good inside of me, I'm filled with rage and desperation."
It's crazy that being told how to deal with that is never a part of anyone's menstrual sex education.
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devon711heaven · 2 hours ago
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now for the ultimate test. go to this website. set it to randomly generate ONE pokemon. all generations. all types. whatever it generates? thats you as a pokemon forever. what you get is what you get. NO RE ROLLING. now. who are you? i got goomy :^)
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devon711heaven · 2 hours ago
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A spoon's only objective in life is to make soup go upwards, and it knows this. That's why when you put one under a running tap it blasts the water way high. The spoon thinks there's suddenly TONS of soup to deal with and it freaks out.
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devon711heaven · 3 hours ago
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GET YOUR BODY OUT OF SURVIVAL MODE SO YOU CAN CREATE FROM YOUR HEART
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devon711heaven · 22 hours ago
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wish i was a little animal crossing creature wondering around a peaceful town at sunset
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devon711heaven · 1 day ago
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idk what traumatized or mentally ill person needs to hear this but dreams (especially the really disturbing ones you dont want to talk about to anybody) arent some deep peek into your psyche or a sign of your True Desires or whatever theyre quite literally your brain making fruit salad with whatever it can find on the shelf. just putting all that shit in a blender and hitting obliterate. its fine, youre fine, youre not a weirdo for it
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devon711heaven · 1 day ago
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devon711heaven · 1 day ago
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So, fun fact about the skinned FurReal pony - I got the ID wrong, but only because Smores and Butterscotch's necks are semi-fixed in position, and I didn't think to google if the image I had of Butterscotch was mirrored.
The skinned horse IS Butterscotch, not Smores, but all of that's besides the point.
The reason I'm making this post is that y'all need to know that they skinned Butterscotch to turn her into a flamethrower
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devon711heaven · 1 day ago
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just layers and layers to this thing, huh.
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devon711heaven · 4 days ago
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avatar aang is…..my dad
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devon711heaven · 4 days ago
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reminder that "allies welcome" was once secret code for "those not out yet can still participate without putting themselves at risk", and for those who aren't out yet to comfortably exist in these spaces you have to let allies exist in those spaces too.
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devon711heaven · 5 days ago
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I took my little brother (autistic, mostly non verbal) out and he was using his voice keyboard to tell me something, and this little boy (maybe 4 or 5?) heard him and asked me "Is he a robot??" I tried to explain to him that no, he isn't a robot, he just communicates differently, but my darling brother was in the background max volume "I am robot I am robot I am robot I am robot"
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devon711heaven · 5 days ago
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There was a young man from Peru
Whose limericks stopped at line two
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devon711heaven · 5 days ago
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believe it or not but people addicted to drugs are able to have stuff like chronic pain and they still deserve pain meds
some people here are not normal about ppl w substance abuse and u need to show solidarity with them or perish
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devon711heaven · 5 days ago
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“I don’t like this song because I can’t relate to it” skill issue. I’m mad at my husband I love my girlfriend I’m a lone cowboy I’m growing old I’m growing up I’m depressed I love my friends I’m perpetually horny I’m drunk at the club I love my husband again
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devon711heaven · 5 days ago
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Reblog to give a trans person a fresh and perfectly ripe mango wait huh
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It's the wikipedia image??? How big could it be
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Huh???
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