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oh i thought the lead singer of maroon five was dead/in jail

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dancing the dangerous dance of "hee hee oh i can buy stuff again" before i even start the new job

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the worst part of "you'll understand when you're older" is that you really do understand when you're older

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i havent shaved my legs in a really long time and while i was babysitting my skirt edged up a bit and the seven year old i was watching said “ew you should shave that hairs not supposed to be there” and i said “well if its not supposed to be there then why does it grow there?” and he was really silent for a long time and then finally said “lets watch sonic the hedgehog”

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had dream there was a lost episode of friends that finally dropped and it was called "the one with chandler's tight pussy" and it basically consisted of chandler awkwardly asking if anyone else had this problem

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yayy bedtime!! *curls up in my blankies and thinks about my faves being tortured* ^_^

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UK trans women: Stop participating in the HP fandom, you are funding laws and environments dangerous to us.

Grown adults: b-but op you don’t aaactually mean that right 🥺 I can still be a fan as long as I tell you how much I don’t like JKR right? 🥺🥺 or if I just buy from indie creators 🥺🥺🥺 or if I just use the stuff I already have 🥺🥺🥺🥺please please give me the trans-approved star sticker so my conscience is absolved 😭😭😭 forgive me mommy for I have sinned *buys Legacy*

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they keep giving me more annoying white boys to hate

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remember to always be an annoying feminist killjoy bitch. do not stop.

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firm believe that not everything happens for a reason, sometimes things are just cruel. and they shouldn’t have happened and it’s not supposed to be a lesson because we never deserved such thing.

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