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WRONG

If you don’t watch a series entirely you are not a true fan

If you do watch a series entirely you are not a true fan

You are only a true fan if you:

are powered by electricity

have multiple flat blades

spin around really fast

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I FORGOT TO POST HERE I HAVE IN FACT UPLOADED A NEW CHAPTER OF WICKED WITCH SUMMER ROSE

Start here

I did NOT take an entire year for this chapter. It was close but I managed it before that

Salem meets a funny moustached science man in this one

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30-Song Guess Your Age Quiz

Fwiw, they thought I was MANY years younger than I am. Just made me feel good all over. 😊

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It really sucks that 4chan is some cesspool hellhole of a site because honestly, as someone with adhd and autism their posting system is second to none. You're telling me every post is just a bullet point list of the most important points of a post? Every story is condensed into only the parts that matter? Its fucking golden but unfortunately its in use on the totally anonymous say awful things with no consequences site

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Retrial

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John from Manitou's Shoe (2001)

I will never ever make a post about Jon Arbuckle. If you think one of my posts is about him read the tags. It's not. Here's a list of Jon/Johns one of my posts could be about:

John Gaius

John homestuck

Jon archivist

John from the bible ?? (Unlikely)

John darnielle

John who I used to work with until he found a different job that pays more

John who I went to high school with but we were not friends

Jonny sims the writer and tumblr user

John from the Sufjan Stevens song "John my beloved"

John from the st. Vincent song "marry me" and from her other song "prince Johnny"

prince john from the animated furry classic, Robin Hood (1973)

Jonathan stroud, young adult author

Father John Misty, writer of the song "real love baby"

This is my comprehensive list of Johns and notice nowhere do I mention jon from Garfield. My posts aren't about him. Okay that's it thanks

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top three activities

- crying over spilt milk

- rubbing salt in the wound

- making a mountain out of a molehill

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#Btw got feedback from someone who IS going to the top college for biology in california#(UC Davis)#and she says#they are mostly an AGRICULTURE school and their marine biology program#while good#PALES in comparison to hawaiian programs#so! extra Bullshit!

tags by @kronehaze

I am spoiling the live action Lilo & Stitch. And I am doing it up front and plainly.

Do not fucking see this movie. Do not waste your money on this. Period.

They made Nani give Lilo up to the American government. They made Nani LEAVE Hawaii and pursue being a marine biologist. They made a native Hawaiian character give up her sibling to pursue a dream that she originally did not have. This is imperialist propaganda at its FINEST.

The original fucking movie is about family staying together. It's about indigenous people being able to stay with each other and stay in their home and be together! That's the whole fucking point! Nani is Lilo's last living relative on her homeland—it is jarring, it is disgusting and disturbing that Nani would not only leave her last blood relative alone, give her up to the very government that is harming native Hawaiians TODAY, but also travel to the "mainland" for her dream!

Not to mention, Nani's actress isn't fucking Hawaiian. She's much paler in photos and real life. They fucking darkened her for this movie.

Don't even get me started on the transgender subtext of Pleakley's "human" disguise from the original movie being completely erased in favor of him being played by a regular ass white man. Jumba doesn't have his accent, they made him more villainous, and his "human" disguise is a non-fat white man—which part of his original joke, I know, is that he was bigger and was more clumsy in the movie because of his size, but to have the main shape of his character completely removed is also fucking weird.

This live action movie is a desecration to the original. I encourage you to not see it, please. Don't give Disney any of your money on this one. Just watch the original. Please just watch the original.

The new message in the live action movie is disturbing and gross.

This is one of the most disrespectful live actions I've seen and heard of. I implore you to not watch it.

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yeah, their/there/they’re and your/you’re are frustrating grammar mistakes, but how about this “could care less” epidemic

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DID THEY FUCKING FORGET THAT DIZZY WAS INFECTED

Did I miss something? I might have zoned out when that fucking narrator exposited things again that really REALLY should have been scenes. Did they forget?!

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Melatonin is strong, but not nearly as strong as my good friend turkey bacon gouda sandwich

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When you thought it would be easy peasy lemon squeezy but it turns out to be difficult difficult lemon difficult.

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Space Jam DVD

MAKE THE BURGER

bun

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okay but if Dizzy is awake do the characters know that she's infected or will that be a surprise

Dual Rulers is to Xrd what Star Wars Episode 7 is to Episode 4