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match seller, 1920, Otto Dix

https://www.wikiart.org/en/otto-dix/match-seller-1920

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im sick of cute things I want straight lines 

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the dude I dated in high school’s linkedin profile says 

hard worker at self employed

like how someones should say

plumber at Gradys plumbing or whatever

his says

hard worker at self employed 

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I mean his sisters boss his boss would not care 

should I tell my ex boyfriends boss that his sister who is not black and knows why she shouldn’t constantly says the n word and makes anti semitic jokes

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should I tell my ex boyfriends boss that his sister who is not black and knows why she shouldn’t constantly says the n word and makes anti semitic jokes

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can I be real with all you cheifs

tory lanez is extremely greasy in 2011 he added me on facebook (I was like ???14) and he asked me to come over to his house and when I said no he had his “friend” jump on his facebook account, tell me “tory is a good guy, you should come over, would be fun” then said sorry that his “friend” hacked his account. i didn’t go over because why would a man who I don’t know add me on facebook and invite me over in the creepiest way imaginable

like a week later he invited me to an all ages party and told me to steam his music 

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now ok this didn't actually happen but when u read it u believed it. u know why. because tory Lanez is that type of dude 

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https://clickhole.com/a-class-act-ray-romano-extends-his-velvet-gloved-hand-1825126667/ pope John Paul ii 

while my parents were living in europe, they travelled to italy to see pope john paul ii when he came into their friends’ town. Apparently, his “appearance” consisted of waving his hand out of a tinted limousine. my parent’s friend started yelling at the car until she was out of breath. they found out after the fact that she was screaming in italian something like: “fuck you! why don’t you show your fucking face you asshole! fuck you!”

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thought this was a bowl of ancient grains cereal, am so disappointed 

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drip

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tempted to start my soliloquies to men on tinder/hinge with “dear kitty” but they WOULDNT understand

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me talking to men on hinge 

The Shiver of the Vampires (Jean Rollin, 1971)

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me becoming an advertiser so that I can say “Women love teslas” in a professional setting and get paid for it 

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sum times do u ever swipe right on men who like. it is not even that they are ugly, its that they look so lame and annoying. on tinder u swipe on these men because u feel bad? and u want to low-key prove incel logic wrong? and then like 4 seconds into the conversation they r pursuing u with Michael Moore level intensity??????

you're SCARING me

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Your lip the first disaster

Emad Fouad, from “To bruise my cheek”, translated from the Arabic by Camillo Gomez-Rivas in “Ten ways to torture a corpse” (2010)

god this is sooo sexy... but If someone said this to me in text or to my face aloud I would engage in a shoot out for being lame to me in front of me and cringe to me. suffer

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me on the street like a singer who starts small

singing these words:

would anyone like 2 sell me or give me an iPhone? I have broken my iPhone and now I am without iPhone 

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a true moment in female superiority in my life was when I was in the 6th grade and I was the sole female in my class who stayed at school for lunch (all the rest went home 2 enjoy Sandwich and Mother’s Love) and I ate Mortadella Sandwich (bread lettuce one slice of mortadella I pressed white wonder bread flat so it would taste sweeter). all the boys gathered round and discussed their favourite tv shows (dumb bunnies (asinine Canadian production) and spongebob). I sat alone by the window reading Anne frank diary, reminiscing about everybody loves Raymond

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kids on tik Tok don’t appreciate wit and thats why tik Tok is ass