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Hello! I'm here with my squealing Santa fic for @absolute-lee-12! This was a blast to write, I hope you enjoy!! Happy holidays 🌟
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Fluffy bird! Could be either platonic or romantic!
Lee!Duck Ler!Red
~He means well, really he does. But sometimes our little feathered friend can get a little too cocky for his own good. Luckily Red knows just the thing to knock him down a few pegs~
"What are you doing? "
Red fought back an irritated sigh as he heard a familiar, rather loud voice emerge from behind him. He turned around and, as expected, he saw the delightful ray of sunshine that was his good ol' duck friend standing in the kitchen doorway. He had a rather disapproving look on his face as he observed what Red was doing at the kitchen sink.
"Well I'm just- doing the dishes-" He was cut off as Duck marched over to where he stood and shoo'd him out of the way. "Well, your doing it wrong. The plates should be stacked in colour order, not just thrown around in shambles! " With an arrogant little scoff, he began to pull the dishes out of their cabinet to sort them. Red didn't really much mind, he didn't give a monkeys uncle how the dishes were "ordered." If Duck wanted to do the chore for him, why not let him have his way.
Oh, sorry. I didn't realize-"
"No, no, it's my fault. As the man of the house, it's my job to make sure things get done right. I don't want the house to fall to ruins because of you two ruffians. I should have been paying more attention. "
Wooo. Breathe Red, breathe. Don't let it get to you so early in the morning, just let it go. Duck was always like this, anyway.
"Now, why don't you go start the television? I need to fix this mess-"
"Right. That's it, then. "
Red could not, as it seemed, just let it go. Before Duck had the chance to question what he meant, Red had wrapped his arms around him and lifted him into the air. Due to his small size, this was extremely easy for him. Although, Duck's instant thrashing and screaming did make it a tad bit challenging.
"PUT ME DOWN, THIS INSTANT, YOU HEATHEN!!! "
Not at all deterred by ducks threats in the slightest, Red started towards their living room, narrowly dodging a feathery fist aimed towards his head. "Throwing a tantrum isn't really the best way to go about this, at this point. " His voice was completely flat as he brought Duck to the couch and dropped him there.
"EXCUSE ME?! I am not throwing a-!"
He cut himself off with a rather undignified squawk as Red shot out a hand and squeezed the others side lightly. The glare Duck shot him would have sent any sane person running for the hills, but oh no, not red. He just stared right back. "You won't do this! I forbid you to touch me! I have a very good lawyer! "
"Yea yea, we all know your all talk. Bout time someone's shut you up. " Red retorted, and this time used both hands to start squeezing and scribbling at his ribs in quite the effective way. The reaction was immediate.
"NO NO NO YOU LET ME GOHO RIGHT NOHOHOW! "
Red only let out a low hum in response as he drilled his thumbs into the birds topmost ribs, fighting back a laugh at his Indignant shriek, keeping his voice monotone. "Yea, see, I don't know about that. I don't think you've learned your lesson quite yet. " There was a... Almost teasy quality to his voice. Duck growled through his laughter, although it wasn't very intimidating.
STOP IT STOHOHOHOHOP! YOHOU ARE SO DEHEHEAD! "
Red made a clicking noise with his tounge and shook his head down at the thrashing figure beneath him. "Still being like that, then? Suit yourself. " He brought his wriggling fingers down his sides and to his hip bones, where he simply rested them there in threat. "Are you going to keep being a sourpuss? Or do you wanna lighten up for a change? "
Duck crossed his arms and glared at him, albeit he looked a bit.... ruffled, now. Maybe perhaps a bit nervous. But, alas, he persisted. "I will not change my superior system of running this household at the mercy of your silly children's games. And that is final." He met reds eyes with a smug look, and red..... chuckled.
"Right, I see. Almost like you want this. Your funeral, I suppose. "
And thus, he dug in. He drilled his thumbs deep into Ducks hip bones and used his remaining fingers to scratch at his lower back. It was a killer combination that was bound to make our stubborn feathery friend crumble!
"AHAHHAH- NO! DAHAHAMN YOU!! "
"You give? "
"NEHEHEHEHEVER!"
"Okey dokey, then. "
This went on for a little longer, with ducks protests waning and his resolve slowly getting weaker. Perhaps it wouldn't kill him to, ah, be a bit more agreeable for a day at least.
"UHUHUHG! FINE! IHIHI'LL BE NICER OHOR WHATEVER! JUST- STOHOHOHOP! "
Triumphantly, Red had mercy and crossed his arms. "See? That wasn't so hard, was it? " Duck took a couple deep breaths and shot him a half-hearted dirty look. "Ah, whatever. I'll get you for that later." But the mean look desolved entirely as he saw Reds outstretched hand in his line of vision. With a Huff, he took it, and Red pulled him to his feet. "Sure. Now, why don't we go do those, dishes. As a team. We can get it done faster that way. " His tone was- quite friendly. Duck raised and eyebrow and, just for a moment, a hint of a smile flashed on his beak.
"Yea... Yea, alright. "
So, yea, maybe Duck could be a hardhead. But at the end of the day, they were a family, weren't they? Yes, they we're. Just the three of them.
And really, was there anything a little laughter couldn't fix?
WOOOOOOO IT'S DONE! My @squealing-santa fic has arrived! I hope you enjoy!!
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DHMIS Headcannons
No one judge me for making these, I’m already doing that myself so we’ve got that front covered
Red Guy:
Acts completely above it and like he doesn’t care, but in reality he cannot take tickling for the life of him.
Not the most ticklish out of them *looks directly at Yellow Guy* but definitely up there. Doesn’t laugh or squirm that much, it’s more of a curl up in a ball and try to muffle his giggles in his arms or shoulder type deal.
Fairly decent at holding in his laughter at first, and a lot of people think he’s not ticklish because of it. However, if you keep at one spot for long enough you’ll see his composure slowly crumble.
Very observant when it comes to this stuff, much to the annoyance of the others. Duck likes to act like it doesn’t affect him, and Red calls him out on it every single time.
Also, apparently he has teeth? So anyways, ticklish neck bites with Duck are a thing.
He’s super contradictory, because he himself can talk about the Thing all he wants, and will bring it up just to fuck with them, but the second someone else starts talking about it, he gets really nervous and fidgety and will attempt to subtly leave the room.
It’s his neck guys. That’s what you gotta go for. Don’t ask me why, the knowledge has simply been imported into my brain.
Will tickle Yellow Guy when the other’s feeling down and fucking demolish Duck just for funsies.
He has a blog for the Thing and Duck found it once, and he’s never been able to live that down.
Yellow Guy:
“What? Me? Ticklish? No, of course I’m not” followed by awkward laughs that are a dead give away. Spoiler alert, he absolutely fucking is.
Unlike Red Guy, he cannot sit still for the life of him when tickled and you’re liable to get kicked in the face or swatted by a stray arm if you try. He doesn’t do it on purpose either, he simply cannot handle it.
Despite this, he actually doesn’t mind getting tickled, and has shyly asked Red Guy to do it to him from time to time. He’s considered asking Duck before, but usually concludes that the ridicule he’d receive wouldn’t be worth it.
HOWEVER Duck is the one who tickles him the most. Usually because he’s being annoying, or to prove a point, or simply because Duck thinks its funny how susceptible he is to it (and maybe he likes how his laughter brightens the house and how happy he looks afterwards but we don’t talk about that).
As stated before, Yellow Guy is 100% the most ticklish out of their group.
Giggles before he’s even tickled, very weak to the whole “hover your hands over a spot” trick.
Tries to put up a tough front, key word being “tries”.
Tickles the others all the fucking time because he has no sense of self-preservation (Red Guy lets him, but Duck is this close to straight up homicide)
Duck:
Will swear up and down on his mother’s grave that he’s not ticklish and will inflict harm on those who try, with his friends being the only exception.
In my perfect world, Duck and Red Guy are dating (it’s totally definitely canon, don’t worry about it), and as a result, Red Guy is the only one who knows the extent of just how ticklish Duck is.
Yellow Guy tickles him often, but he’s never able to get very far before Duck nearly takes off his head. Red Guy has gotten more luck with it, and teases him with it constantly, coming up behind him to squeeze his sides or wiggle fingers against his neck. Duck will let out this panicked shriek that makes it sound like he’s being murdered and Red Guy will raise a brow, as if he didn’t just invoke that, like, “I don’t know what you’re getting so worked up about”.
Claims he hates being tickled lies.
Worst spot are his sides for sure, he can only handle being tickled there for so long.
Head scratches from Red Guy usually end in tickly fingers running over his neck and back, and he has to hold himself back from giggling like an idiot throughout it.
The biggest ler out of the group, and the meanest too. He’ll use teasing like it’s a fucking weapon, and is scarily good at finding the tactics that works best for each of them.
The only person who can make Red Guy blush (though it’s difficult to tell, even then, for,,,, obvious reasons)
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alright literally no one asked for this but
DHMIS TICKLE HEADCANONS LETS GO
This is just the main 3 but knowing my dumbass i might make more hcs about the teachers in the webshow and maybe the TV show too.
💛Yellow Guy💛
• hhholy shit?? what a LEE.
• he will deny being ticklish to the grave and BACK, but he is. he is a GIGGLY MF
• even just hearing the word 'tickle' sends him into a giggle fit.
• since he's the shortest, he is the easiest to just pick up and absolutely destroy omg.
• Red Guy will tickle him when he's in a good mood.
• Duck will wreck Yellow Guy just because he wants too. If Yellow acts up too much, Duck just uses his feathery hands to absolutely ruin him.
• his laugh is like...kinda his normal laugh, but more of a belly laugh.
• ALSO YELLOW IS FUCKING CANONICALLY TICKLISH LETS GOOOOOOOOO.
•in episode 4, when he's with his brain friends, he gets tickled for like one second on his belly and his laugh 🥺 oh my gOd
♥️Red Guy♥️
• i can't decide actually.
• he's like,, barely ticklish tbh. he's ticklish like on his sides, stomach, and back, but literally nowhere else.
• he's definitely THE tickle monster of the house.
• Yellow is just so easy to wreck, he doesn't even have to try. He just picks him up and goes to town on his sides or his belly, making Yellow absolutely LOSE IT.
• he loves to sneak up on Duck because he will make this strangely adorable squawking noise before laughing.
• if he does get tickled pretty good, he has a very quiet laugh and he tries to hide himself in his arms or hands. it's kind of like a light chuckle.
💚Duck💚
• straight up switch, half and half.
• he is both so wreckable but so intimidating at the same time.
• his hands are literally made of feathers,, you would be dead.
• he has a laugh that resembles a bird cooing with a mix of a normal laugh. he's so embarrassed by it.
• he's kind of embarrassed by the idea of being tickled anyway. he doesn't mind tickling other people, but he can NOT handle the idea of being tickled.
• he's mainly got a ticklish neck, his lil birb feet, and his belly.
• PLUS!!!! Duck is also canonically ticklish!! He gets tickled by the bugs in episode 2, i CANT-
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Learning About Mirth (DHMIS Red Guy Lee/Duck, Yellow Guy Ler)
Hey guys! So this fiction is actually a request from @nnainai and of course I can’t say no <33 If you haven’t watched Don’t Hug Me I’m Scared it’s so good!! It is gory and maybe disturbing for some audiences but you can find all the episodes from the Youtube series and the new television series on Youtube. Red Guy is our favorite character from the show and we both agree he deserves all the tickles mwahaha
No warnings, no 18+
Today’s lesson for the guys is learning about mirth and how to produce it!
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“Uhh- who’s this?” The guys piled into the living room to see there was a beautiful woman sitting on Red Guy’s recliner. She had golden locks with blue eyes and a satin cyan dress. Yellow guy walked to her side and curled his finger in her hair.
“Oh she’s pretty. Isn’t she pretty?” Yellow Guy asked. The woman smiled gently as Duck nodded in agreement.
“She’s sitting in my chair-” Red Guy piped up but Duck interrupted him.
“Yes, quite pretty. Ma’am, what exactly is your purpose here?” Duck asked the woman. The woman rose from her chair and drifted to the middle of the living room.
“I’m glad you asked. I’m here today to teach you about happiness.” The teacher had a wand that she used to display the word ‘Happiness’ in the air in glitter and rainbows. Yellow Guy and Duck watched in amazement as Red Guy reclaimed his chair and got comfortable in it.
Keep reading
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Random goofy headcanon
Melody and Harry have only ever had one disagreement that led to a physical fight (neither of them can remember what they fought about to this day) it ended with Melody pinning Harry on his chest holding his yarn/hair in one hand and a wrist behind his back in the other. He only relented because she nearly saw his face and he's self conscious of his teeth.
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Y'all help, I've been harassing dhmis characters on the character.ai website and (Harry) Red is bullying (wrecking) the puppet I made for the site. Red mop wrecks small puppet friend more news at 11
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*gets close to your tummy* Your tummy is growling... oh wait, that's me! *growls while attacking your tummy with ticklish nibbles and kisses*
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I'm currently trying to finish a request but look at yellow and tell me he isn't the aroace flag
LOOK AT THAT BABYYY HE'S LITERALLY THE AROACE FLAG I LOVE HIM
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More headcanons cause brain rot go br
Roy has trichotillomania which is why his hair looks the way it does
Roy's older than Ray by 2 minutes
Ray eventually stops bleaching his hair
Ray makes sure he's always got fresh batteries on him
David actually has freckles
David doesn't know Roy ate the family after saving him
David actually called his dad to save him from the family before ordering the chicken
Roy technically lives on the floor above Lesley's but prefers monitoring the group from the wall
Roy's what Ray calls 'verbally selective' meaning he has to like you to talk to you
Roy has only ever spoken fully around his brother, his wife and David (before the car accident)
If Roy had charged batteries he'd be exactly like Ray (i.e. a playful goofball that adores David and Manny)
Roy has dead batteries in his battery compartment
Melody's batteries are usually at 50% like David's but at 100% she sees the house as Manny sees it
Melody's battery compartment is just below her chest
Harry's batteries are why he knows he's a cat (they gave him his ears, paws, tail, and ability to purr)
Harry's battery compartment is just above his shoulder blades which is why he never really knew he had one
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I just had the cutest mental image if SR just snatching Manny up in a hug and blowing on his cheek ot neck just that cute obnoxious mouth fart that dads do when you're little




Loses my mind over this ask 🤯💗💗💗
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they were on their way to the pride parade
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Updated headcanons height below updated to fix the fact Ray's name still said Rory and the fact that "A journey through time" is now the default au so I had to update David's height
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If Ray is Roy's twin how old are they? I mean Melody's only 32
Roy and Ray are 40, Roy and v Lesley were 18 when they had David
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About when did Melody meet Ray and when did they start dating?
Melody met Ray before they had their lesson with Choochoo, they started dating shortly after meeting Electracey (So they'd known each other for 2 months) since David is on such wonderful terms with his uncle he was so happy about it because he sees him regularly now
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Asking for it (Dhmis tickle fic)
Robin and Harry were on the couch talking and watching TV when Manny walked in the room. He looked flustered and nervous. His two dads looked over at him and smiled.
"Hey ManMan." Harry said as Manny got closer to him and Robin.
"H-Hi guys..." Manny muttered, a slight blush on the face.
"What's up?" Robin asked. Manny blushed harder.
"Do you need something?" Harry asked, pausing the TV. Manny nodded. "Hmm, ok! What do you need, honey?"
"U-Um w-well-..." Manny stuttered, getting more nervous.
"What's wrong honey?" Harry asked.
Manny's face was bright red at this point. Robin then realized what he wanted and smirked. He leaned in and whispered into Harry's ear. Harry grew a similar smirk on his face.
"Oh...I see~" Harry picked up Manny and placed him in-between him and Robin. "You want that, don't you?~" he asked. Manny nodded, blushing uncontrollably.
"Ahahaha! Awwww sweetie~ You didn't have to be so embarrassed to ask~" Robin giggled.
Suddenly, Harry placed Manny on his lap. He grabbed his wrists and lifting his arms above his head, causing Manny to squeak. Robin grinned and scooted closer to him.
"Is our little baby craving a visit from the tickle monsters?~" Robin growled playfully.
"Y-Yehehehes,," Manny said nervously, already giggling.
"Heh, alright then~" Harry chuckled. He and Robin began wiggling their fingers in front of Manny's face.
"The tickle monsters are gonna getcha!~" Robin teased. Manny yipped and tried to hide his face.
The two dads then pinned Manny down onto the couch. "Tell us when you want us to stop, ok sweetie?" Harry told him. Manny nodded, giving a wobbly smile.
"Good. Now where should we begin?~" Robin and Harry looked over at Manny, making him squirm a bit. Robin then began flutter his fingers over Manny's sides.
"EEEK! Hehehehehahahaha!" Manny squealed.
"Awwww~ Such a cute laugh~" Robin cooed.
Harry began scratching at Manny's armpits, making him scream with laughter. "Awww aren't you just adorable~ Tickle tickle tiiiiickle~" Harry teased.
"EEEEEEHEHEHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! OHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO MY GOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOD!" Manny screamed with laughter, thrashing around uncontrollably.
"Coochie coochie coo~" Robin taunted, squeezing Manny's hips.
"NAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAT THEHEHEHEHEHERE!" Manny begged.
"Oh yes~ Tickle tickle~" Robin teased, continuing to squeeze.
After a few minutes, they gave Manny a break to breathe.
"Hehehehehe...~ O-Oh my gohohohod...!" Manny panted heavily, still giggling a bit.
"Awww~ Are you ok, sweetheart?~" Robin asked sweetly.
"M-Mmm-hmhmhmhm...! Ihihihihi'm ohohohok!..." Manny reassured them.
"That's good~ Because we're not done with you yet~" Harry smiled evilly. He lifted up Manny's shirt to expose his tummy, making Manny let out a tiny squeak.
"Awww~ Aren't you just precious~" Robin cooed. Manny blushed uncontrollably.
"Hmmmmm... Let's play a little game~" Harry let go of Manny's wrists. He whispered to Robin once more, causing him to also smile evilly. They both looked down at the nervous child. "Try and keep your arms above your head. Don't put them down. Got it?"
"O-Ok,," Manny nodded.
"Good" Harry grinned. He looked at Robin and they both nodded at each other. They then began to gently tickle Manny's belly.
"EEEP! Gahahahahahahahahaha!" Manny began giggling uncontrollably.
"Don't move your arms~" Harry teased in a song-songy voice, tickling his armpits once more.
"AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! GUYS PLEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEASE!" Manny squealed.
"Please what? Please tickle you more? If that's what you want~" Robin chuckled, continuing to tickle his stomach.
"EEEHEHEHEHEHEHAHAHAHAHA~" Manny laughed uncontrollably, trying desperately to keep his arms still.
"N'awwww~" Robin cooed. His fingers then began to inch closer to Manny's bellybutton.
"W-WAHAHAHAHAIT! WAIT NOT-" Manny was cut off as Robin began swirling his finger in his bellybutton. He squealed loudly, finally clamping his arms down to his sides. "NOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO! PLEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEASE NAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAT THEHEHEHEHEHERE!"
"Uh-ohhhh~ You put your arms down~" Harry teased. He looked over at Robin. "You know what that means~" Robin grinned widely. They both looked down at Manny with an evil look on their faces.
"Wha-What...What are you going to do?" Manny asked nervously.
Harry and Robin both chuckle. They then began to kiss, nibble, and blow raspberries all over Manny's tummy. Manny's eyes widened from the ticklish sensation as his squeaking laughter erupted out of his mouth.
"AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! NAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAT THAHAHAHAT! ANYTHING BUT THAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAT! PLEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEASE!" Manny shrieked.
"Awwww, what's wrong sweetie?~ Does this tickle?~ Is it too much for you?~ Huh?" Harry asked, teasing in a baby tone, continuing to kiss his tummy.
"STAHAHAHAHAHAHAP TEHEHEHEHEHEHEASING MEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!" Manny begged.
"Never~" Robin grinned, beginning to nibble and kiss Manny's belly button.
"EEEEEHEHEHEHAHAHAHAHA! NAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAT THEHEHEHEHEHERE!" Manny continued to beg.
"Oh yes here~ Tickle tickle~" Robin teased, blowing raspberries on Manny's tummy.
"BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! PLEASE NOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!" Manny squealed.
It felt as if it had been hours until Manny's two dads finally stopped. They both looked down at Manny who was panting uncontrollably, tears pricking in the corners of his eyes. Robin began to gently scratch at Manny's bellybutton.
"Eeeehehehehehehe~ H-Hehehehehehey!~" Manny giggled.
Robin giggled in return. Manny began kicking his feet in the air. Harry then suddenly grabbed both of Manny's feet. The yellow child's eyes widened when Harry did this.
"It seems like we missed a spot, Robin~" Harry said, laying Manny's feet on his lap. Robin smirked and stopped tickling Manny's bellybutton.
"Oh~ So we have~" Robin chuckled.
"H-Huh?" Manny questioned. Harry and Robin chuckle as they removed his shoes and socks. "O-Oh gosh..." He blushed, curling his toes.
The two dads smirked at Manny. They began scratching at the child's feet. This caused Manny to squeak.
"EEEEEK! Eeehehehehehehehahaha~" Manny squealed.
"Do you want us to stop?" Harry asked.
"N-Nohohohohohohohohoho~" Manny answered, giggling. He blushed in embarrassment. "I-Ihihihi- I mean-"
"Well in that case...~" Harry turned Manny onto his stomach. Manny squeaked in surprise. Harry raised Manny's feet up in the air.
"W-Wait I-" Many began squeaking and giggling once more when he felt his dads gently tickling his feet. "Gahahahahahahahahaha!"
"Tickle tickle~" Harry teased.
"Hehehehehehahahahahahahahaha! Nohohohohohohohohoho!" Manny squirmed around, giggling uncontrollably.
"Laugh for us~" Robin taunted as he and Harry began tickling Manny's feet faster.
"BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! NAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! PLEHEHEHEHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Manny squealed, tears streaming down his cheeks.
"Awwwwww~" Harry and Robin cooed.
After about 20 minutes, Manny felt as if he was going to pass out. The tickling was absolutely ruthless. Finally, he had enough.
"OK! OHOHOHOHOHOHOHOK! YOHOHOHOHOU CAN STAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAP NOHOHOHOHOHOW! PLEHEHEHEHEHEASE!" Manny screamed with laughter.
"Are you sure you want us to stop~" Harry asked.
"YEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHES!" Manny answered.
"Hmmm OK!" Robin smiled as he stopped tickling Manny along with Harry.
"H-Hehehehe...Th-Thahahahahank you..." Manny panted.
"Of course, honey~" Robin brought Manny close to him and let him lay on his lap. Harry wiped away Manny's tears as he panted and giggled.
"Did you have fun?~" Harry asked.
"Y-Yeheheheah.." Manny giggled. Her curled up on Robin's lap and began to pass out.
"Awww~ Poor thing~" Robin cooed. He and Harry continued to watch TV and let Manny rest a bit.
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