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Gringotts at night #universal https://www.instagram.com/p/BpfS9a0hcED/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=ehw5s2qm7hf5
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All black, all the time. https://www.instagram.com/p/BpKvWCAF9eG/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=yf3i77albhwg
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just need sex and a good thunderstorm, that’s all
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i love two things in this life and they are naps and women goodnight
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me running after my pets to see what’s in their mouths

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she said spank me and i slapped her with the word of the lord
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you can at least try to masturbate the depression away
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If a guy ever spreads a rumor that he slept with you, don’t deny it. One, because there will always be people who think it’s true, and two, because that dumbass boy just handed you the power to say anything you want about what he’s like in bed, and people will believe it. Say he bleats like a sheep when he orgasms. Say he put on pearl earrings and asked you to call him Daisy. Say he couldn’t get it up until he watched an old Billy Mays infomercial. The power is yours.
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cute things to call your girlfriend
demon queen
mythic bitch
the almighty
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