dialava
dialava
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I may be 21, but mentally I’m still 12
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dialava · 3 days ago
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*Slight spoilers
I like that it’s kinda established/hinted at throughout the movie that Kara exists and that Krypto is her dog.
“It’s kind of a fostering situation.” Supes never says “my dog”. When he’s shouting at Luther he says “where’s the dog?!”
Like yes he’s mad that this evil maniac stole the family pet, but he’s also probably like, scared of facing his cousin and telling her he lost Krypto while dog sitting lmao.
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dialava · 3 days ago
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milly alcock is the most perfect choice to play kara because did you see the mess that she was?? drunk out of her mind??? her comfort pet being the absolute menace that is krypto who also beats her up lovingly???? the tidbit of information we got from superman that she likes partying on other planets????? god. james gunn plucked her out of woman of tomorrow. i can't wait to see my favorite depressed heroic party animal who is the polar opposite of her cousin in her own movie. i can't wait to fight all the incels who compare her to her cousin, who havent picked up a single comic book in their lives, who don't know that she watched her home planet get destroyed and everyone she knows and loves die at the ripe age of 14!!!
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dialava · 3 days ago
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imagine youve had superpowers since you were a kid which make you nearly indestructible so that only giant alien monsters or special rocks could cause you pain until you meet this fucking dog with the same powers as you and hes cute but hes rowdy and he loves to jump on you and push you and drag you around and it hurts so bad but you cant get rid of him because he belongs to your cousin who grew up on a planet with a red sun so shes used to feeling pain and loves it when the dog gets rowdy with her so you have to put up with this fucking dog who keeps jumping at you and ow ow ow krypto stop ow krypto please ow krypto
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dialava · 3 days ago
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love the idea that Clark is dealing with the entire clusterfuck that was events of the Superman 2025 film (+the whole deal with his birth parents), whilst Kara was out getting completely hammered and partying on another planet to such an extent that she was still pissed when she got back to Earth.
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dialava · 3 days ago
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my baby cousin, a citizen of earth
my older cousin, the memories i could’ve shared
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dialava · 3 days ago
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I actually made it comic form lmao this was fun
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dialava · 7 days ago
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Been on motorcycle tiktok… thinking about these two f-ing around on their motorcycles…
Duke: There’s a cop
Jason: Just drive away it’s fine
Duke: No s*** I’m already on the other side of the city
Bruce: We’re on the same side of the police, even if they’re corrupt we’re all for justice
Duke, a Robin during the Robin War, a motorcyclist, and a black teenager: Uh huh. Of course
Dick: There’s a motorcyclist going 200 in Crime Alley
Jason: Damn, that’s me
Dick: Sick, do a wheelie
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dialava · 7 days ago
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Duke's eyes glow brighter than most flashlight. His teeth glow faintly enough to see them in the dark when he smiles. His blood glows a little as well. He sometimes forgets he can turn them off.
Duke at 3 am eating cereal in the mansion, in the dark.
Jason breaking in through the window, seeing two glowing orbs sitting at the table: Holy shit! What is that?
Duke: Huh?
Jason: Duke? Oh my god what's wrong with your face?
Duke: Rude! My face is amazing!
Jason: Why is it glowing!
Duke: Oh, yeah they do that.
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Duke on one of his rare nighttime missions with Steph, Tim, and Jason.
Steph: Shit, I lost my flashlight
Tim: Here, I think Bruce packed me a spare.
Jason: No! Wait, let me try something
Tim and Steph: ??
Jason takes Duke's helmet off: Look that way.
Duke's, eyes being better than any flash light Wayne money can buy: This feels dehumanizing.
Jason: Shh flashlights don't speak.
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dialava · 7 days ago
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Batsiblings convince Jason to get himself a cooking Tiktok account, and he gives in. To his surprise, he quickly gains millions of followers and a loyal auditory. The only problem? Jason has no idea that these people came here not necessary for recipes.
Jason: Geez, my followers had been pissing me off lately.
Dick, confused: Huh? Why?
Jason: They keep commenting ATE. Like, dude? Fucking where? I am not eating in my cooking videos. What is the fucking point?
Tim, choking: Oh my fucking God-
Jason, making an angry text post for his followers: YOU ALL. STOP COMMENTING "RAW". MY MEAT IS NOT RAW. I AM A PROPER COOK. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU???
Cassandra: Maybe it is time to tell him...
Tim, Steph, Duke, in unison: NO
Bruce, awkwardly trying to have a conversation with Jason: Hey, lad, how is your cooking blog is going?
Jason: Uh, people keep commenting cryptid messages. Like, the last time I was showing the right way to tenderise meat for chops because apparently it wasn't clear and someone requested the whole video? Anyway, I did it, and the whole comment section was writing me "in bed, on the floor, on the couch, on a chair, against the wall, against the window, against the door"... Like, why would I do that, not in the kitchen?
Bruce, no less clueless: Maybe it some kind of challenge. Kids love trying new stuff in extreme places nowadays.
Jason: Huh. Maybe. Thanks.
Bruce, just proud to have a proper conversation and somehow a help: Anytime, Jaylad!
Damian, who was unblissfully educated on the slang matter by Tim (because it was his responsibility as a big brother to traumatise him), with his eye twitching: ...None of these words were in Quran
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dialava · 7 days ago
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In a happy world where Jason is legally resurrected and gets to go to college like he's always dreamed of
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dialava · 7 days ago
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the funniest thing to come out of those batfam twitter au’s is the repeated gag of people getting mad at various batkids for insensitively ‘making fun’ of their dead brother by interacting with a ‘jason todd parody account’, and the kids don’t even try to defend themselves like ‘he’s dead idgaf’ while Totally Alive Jason Todd is in the replies like ‘i died just to get away from you’ and nobody ever mentions it outside of twitter. i think one day bruce is doing an interview when a reporter finally brings it up and he’s like ‘the kids are interacting with a what now’ and when he’s shown the tweets he just blinks a few times before going like ‘we all grieve in different ways,’ and then he pauses and squints at the screen before saying in a genuinely offended tone ‘does jason not follow me on twitter-!?’ and the reporter spends the next ten minutes trying to explain that it’s not jason because jason is dead while bruce completely ignores them just devastated that the parody account of his dead son isn’t following him on social media
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dialava · 7 days ago
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it's december so time to stare at my art output for the year!!!
picked out some stuff that i'm ok with. wish i had more art to show but im trying to let it go since i was gone for 4 months this year. here's hoping for more drawing time next year
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dialava · 7 days ago
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DC had made many questionable choices regarding the Bats but also a lot of the time said choices are very funny. Christian priest Father Todd and vampire Nightwing who crushed Tim’s head like an overripe apple I do think of you often
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Theatre kid in every universe
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dialava · 7 days ago
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Gotham Gazette: Reporter Clark Kent spotted wearing t-shirt stating “I fucked him before he was a himbo”
Gotham Gazette a few days later: BREAKING NEWS: Red Hood has issued several death threats against Clark Kent
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dialava · 7 days ago
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Hc all the batkids decide to give Bruce Happy Mothers day as a prank
. Dick comes up with the idea and gets everyone to sign a Happy Mother's Day card that he made
. Jason buys him a watch with a small card saying "Happy Mother's day, loser"
. Cass buys him a mug that says "Best Mother in the world" (Shiva will later find out and fistfight Bruce because of it)
. Tim makes a gadget that Bruce had projected but had no time to actually build, and leaves it on his desk in a small gift box
. Duke has No Idea how other people are going about the prank and decides to buy him flowers
. Damian paints Martha Wayne (Tim helps by finding him several reference pictures)
They all think they're going to make Bruce Very Uncomfortable. Because well, he's not a mother. He's their father. Guys, Bruce starts sobbing by the end of the day. He hugs them and won't let go. Plan sucessfully backfired.
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dialava · 7 days ago
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I long wanted to publish Batman memes/drawings. I really love the batboys.
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dialava · 7 days ago
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Enjoy <3
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