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Haikyū Characters as things my Teachers have said

Daichi: if yOU DON’T SIT thE FUCK doWN

Sugawara: Are yOU paSSiNg swEEtS iN MY claSS??

Asahi: Please don’t get run over by a car.

Tanaka: I need a wife cause I clearly have no life.

Nishinoya: In order to be confident, you have to be confident.

Ennoshita: I wanted to talk about wine but then I remembered I’m teaching a class of 14 year olds

Hinata: Big star! Big star!

Kageyama: What do you mean you’re lactose intolerant?

Tsukishima: Hahaha. No.

Yamaguchi: I’m here if you ever need a hug alright?

Oikawa: The only thing raising your class’s reputation is my good looks.

Iwaizumi: I’m gonna grade your assignments according to the will I have left. Zero.

Matsukawa: It’s okay, if it makes you feel better I didn’t do my physics exam out of mere spite. 

Hanamaki: Who wants to head over to MACS??

Kuroo: When I was a young boy there was no such thing as too cool.

Kenma: You tried.

Yaku: Why are a bunch of 14 year olds taller than me?

Lev: I like pinapples.

Bokuto: GO GO GO GO GO GO.

Akaashi: I regret taking a university education for this.

Ushijima: Dreams are made to be crushed.

Tendou: Anyone watch the latest episode of Boruto

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This is Maltesus. She is beautiful and perfect.

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i really wish i could get a refund for all the love i’ve wasted on people like! repay my emotional labour your bill is in the mail

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i hate how my mood completely depends on other peoples tiny actions i hate it i hate it i hate it so mu ch

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i dont want a job i just want paychecks

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Depression meal 354

nothing cause you developed an eating disorder as a coping mechanism \_^^_/

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can lizards be stopped?

short answer: no

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The Black Light Room of Phi Sigma Kappa 1970

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He peep.

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did someone just post an opinion

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on this day, 6 yrs ago, bruno mars was surprised to see pete wentz