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NORM'S VOICE IS SO HOT I'M FOAMING AT THE MOUTH

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shooty with huge tits my beloved <3

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I think way too many people overshadow Norm's boundaries, him clearly stating he is not dating Gingi and isn't interested in its advances at all, Directdogman saying he isnt ready for a relationship with someone with an object for a head let alone someone with 6 nipples

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i need abel in my badussy

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I'm usually afraid to confess this kind of thing but... I really think that I am the living Randy Jade. Probably the slightly unhinged..

And sure, maybe I am not 5'10 or the same age as him or.. Something like that.

There is like.. A list of things that I THINK make me just.. A lot like him-

I tried to feed swans one time and it tried to bit me. Same with geese.

I overthink and worry about things too much.. I take words close to heart even if people don't really mean them.

I did dig through the garbage cans... Yes. Don't ask what I was looking for-

There are other two similarities that I had but I think they might be triggering to someone, so I won't write about it.

Literally my ex when I tried to tell them about Dialtown just red the wiki and said "Oh you are just like Randy Jade". And then they said "At least he had a normal childhood." HAH, WANNA BET?-

So... Uhm.. Yeah that's my confession for today..

Sorry, if it's quite depressing, ok uh bye-

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I have been listening to the song called "YES TO ERR IS HUMAN, SO DON'T BE ONE" by Will Wood and for some reason I can't stop thinking about Bunny and Abel.

And for SOME REASON I THINK THAT IT WOULD BE INTERESTING IF BUNNY WAS A VAMPIRE.

Phone-God, can someone stop my dumb brain??

Ugh. Sorry. I still gotta confess this-

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Norm's eyes are so gorgeous

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I have a hc that tango likes sanrio and collecting plushies in general and has some on his desk at work 😭

also he tried to give mingus a matching keychain or plush for her bday or christmas

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People gotta stop committing bear death on norm, that guy would NOT be skinny or completely ripped

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gingi uses xe/xem pronouns

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am i the only one that doesn’t like any ships in dialtown.

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I think that Mingus is like one of the best villains. Like ever

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i have been unable to focus on any classwork.for weeks.like im talkin missed assignments n late homework.bc.i cannot think of anythin except.

the fuckjn cowboy

sgt norm allen get out of my head i am in my final yrs of school this stuff actually MATTERS

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Normgingi personally makes me really uncomfortable

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one time when I was really new to the dialtown fandom (like havent even seen the full game yet type new) I thought Norm was canonically gay and I also thought you could properly date him.

oh my stupid past self...if only......

- eepynon (also bonus: submitted norm to a gay characters otd twitter thing and said it was canon..thankfully i swiftly learnt my fuckup and told the owner of the account)

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my sudden interest in cowboys definitely sparked with norm and burned with a different character. but norm set the grounds for my gayass thoughts about cowboy characters. Thanks Norm.

- eepynon

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Olandy is such a cute ship, I love them so much

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