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diamondmongrels · 6 years ago

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Heeey, HEY! Psssttt.

Ya like rats? How ‘bout dirty, cowardly rats that are 4 ft tall and have mean streaks to match?

Or d’ya just like the thought of exterminating these little rascals for some free EXP? Well, I have just the thing for you!!!

Enter - Taskmaster Krobbflarg of a Kobold den. A giant frickin’ rat who is capable of whacking your head with a giant shovel… if he chooses not to run away like most of his Kobold brethren do, oof.

If it isn’t too much to ask – Please Like or maybe Reblog this post to spread the word? The Kobolds would love to eat meet new people.

#💎 Hunting for Gem-hunters 💎 ( Promo )#self-promo #( legit Diamond Dogs are the Goblins or Kobolds of MLP )#( so Imma just reblog this little thing over here )#( and high fantasy's my fucking weakness ughhhoifsdhgoaisdfho )

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diamondmongrels · 6 years ago

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@trickylulamoon has started following the A L P H A Diamond Dog.

“KAHAHAHAHAHA!” Chortled the towering, thuggish dog, quite loudly in fact. Paws lined with scars - because of all the digging - were tucked in his jacket’s gem-filled pockets, jangling the shiny stones for comfort and to make her jealous. “Oh, I’ve heard of ye b’fore, blue horsey.” he croaked.

“So po-nie, what it’s like for ya to be a Queen of those mangy, dense mutts back in Dimondia? Ya wanna let my hounds tell ‘em that their recent runaway ruler’s right ova’ here or not?”

#💎 Pack Leader 1 💎 ( Rover IC )#💎 Burrowing Poachers 💎 ( Main Verse )#trickylulamoon #( See Friends Forever Issue 6 for whatever the fuck he's talking about )

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diamondmongrels · 6 years ago

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@universalcarnival

A scent. A scent was found. Belonging to that of a little horse. A pony. A unicorn. Magic; magic was found. Magic for tracking more savory GEMS. Yeeeessssssssss...

Nose scrunched, hunched over on all fours, the figure from the shadows stalked its magical prey, his lumbering, heavy armor being a liability in this situation due to how noisy and clunky it is every time he thinks he supposedly stealthily moved ( how fortunate for the would-be workhorsey)

Finally catching up to him, the hulking figure pounced out of the blue, blocking the tan unicorn’s path. “You coming with me NOW.” barked the brute, his heavy - and stinky - breath visibly being exhaled out of his nostrils. “Pack leader wantin’ the horned-horse-magics for better gem-finding, yes!”

#💎 Guard Dogs 💎 ( Dig Dogs IC )#💎 Burrowing Poachers 💎 ( Main Verse )#💎 Diamond Dog Days 💎 ( Threads )#universalcarnival #( this starter's for Coffee Twist by the by ^^ )#( lmao what does a diamond dog want with him? frickin' coffee??? )

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diamondmongrels · 6 years ago

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