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Hair styles for your sign

Aries: man bun

Taurus: thin and straight

Gemini: braid

Cancer: short and curly

Leo: bob cut

Virgo: pixie cut

Libra: long and wavy

Scorpio: dreads

Sagittarius: messy

Capricorn: afro

Aquarius: tight ponytail

Pisces: ombré

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smelly signs

Aries - alchohol Taurus - cookies Gemini - mt. dew Cancer - strawberry Leo - axe Virgo - new books Libra - ink Scorpio - cigarettes Sagittarius - gasoline Capricorn - fresh bread Aquarius - old spice Pisces - candy

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Aries- “Where Have You Been”, “Hard”, “Only Girl”, and “Te Amo”

Taurus- “Take a bow”, “Loveeee song”, and “Pour it Up”

Gemini- “Unfaithful”, “Stupid in love”, and “Pon De Replay”

Cancer- “Stay”, “Hate That I Love You”, “Take Care”, and “Umbrella”

Leo- “S&M”, “Cockiness love it”,...

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Aries: spicy hot sauce

Taurus: stubborn n u smell like grass

Gemini: YOU ARE SPAWN OF DEMON FROM UNDERWORLD THE WORST SIGN. AND U TALK TOO MUCH. FUCK U

Cancer: delicate perpetually crying flower petal uwu

Leo: work binch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Virgo: ...

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POTATO HOROSCOPE

aries: waffle fries

taurus: baked potato

gemini: crinkle-cut

cancer: freedom fries

leo: hash browns

virgo: curly fries

libra: sweet potato fries

scorpio: poutine

sagittarius: potato wedges

capricorn: carne asada fries

aquarius: tater tots

pisces: potato skins

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Signs at School

Aries: *silently raging in the front of the class* Taurus: *idiots everywhere* Gemini: *already learned all of this* Cancer: *complaining about the work but still doing it* Leo: *staring aggressively at their crush* Virgo: *talking across the class with their eyes* Libra: *not paying attention* Scorpio: *staring at everyone except their crush* Sagittarius: *telling stories* Capricorn: *working hard* Aquarius: *rebelling against the teacher* Pisces: *day dreaming*

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Negative Qualities of the Signs

Aries: have many insecurities

Taurus: fear change

Gemini: are superficial

Cancer: crave security

Leo: value their pride before all else

Virgo: need to be important to everyone else

Libra: extremely indecisive

Scorpio: hold grudges

Sagittarius: loath boredom

Capricorn: question their own self worth

Aquarius: don’t trust their emotions

Pisces: tend to be their own undoing

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So how would you describe yourself?

Aries: Supreme

Taurus: Well, I have your back if you need me :)

Gemini: How could I describe myself just like that? I'm so diverse

Cancer: Caring

Leo: Queen of fucking everything

Virgo: I'm a realist

Libra: I don't know but I'd like to mention that I'm pretty and that I have some excellent qualities

Scorpio: *whispers* you'll never know me

Sagittarius: different and untamable

Capricorn: Often a perfectionist

Aquarius: I'm a creative and free mind

Pisces: A dreamer! And I'll never stop believing in who I am.

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advice for the signs

Aries -  take up boxing Taurus - become more open minded Gemini - stop arguing so much damn Cancer - stop lying jfc Leo - try not wearing a bra Virgo - drink more water Libra - toughen the fuck up  Scorpio - get laid Sagittarius - stop trying to be funny…its embarassing Capricorn -  keep a journal Aquarius -  think for once Pisces - take a nap

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ur signs message to the haters

Aries -fuck with me Taurus - ho why is u here? Gemini - u aint shit Cancer -plz stop Leo - who are you again? Virgo - *corrects messed up grammar* Libra -r u rlly hating on me? or r u hating on urself? Scorpio -bye Sagittarius - go do something with ur life Capricorn -i dont have time for this Aquarius - chill Pisces - ughughughhgu

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ur superpower based on ur sign

Aries - mind control Taurus - super strength Gemini - replication Cancer -  super stretch Leo - shapeshifting Virgo - x-ray vision Libra - teleportation Scorpio - flying Sagittarius - telekinesis Capricorn - mind reading Aquarius - invisibility Pisces - super speed

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ur sign as a smell

Aries - vodka Taurus - grass Gemini - armpits Cancer - rain Leo - new car Virgo - coffee Libra - paint Scorpio - vanilla Sagittarius - pringles Capricorn - honey Aquarius - wet rocks Pisces - fresh laundry

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feminism = equality

people choose not to identify as a feminist, afraid that it will label them as a “crazy man-hater”

feminism is a movement towards equality

that’s it.

in the end, all feminism stands for, fights for, believes in

is equality of all genders.

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obviously i am 100% with the body confidence movement. beauty doesnt come in one dress size. but what about the girls who don’t know how to love their own faces? the girls with big noses? and stubborn acne? and thin lips and big teeth? what about the girls teased for years because of their...

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Your stretch marks are not ugly or unnatural. Everybody has them, more or less. I mean, the only thing they really say is that you are in fact bigger now than when you were born.

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if ur non-binary w/ a penis and like masculine things ur still valid if ur non-binary w/ a vagina and like feminine things ur still valid

destroy the idea that to be non-binary you have to like “opposite” things

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Men: Why are you a feminist?

Me: Because I support gender equality

Men: Then why not call yourself egalitarianist?

Me: Because feminism is what gave me the right to vote, to drive, to work, and to not have to listen to your bullshit