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Thursday 23-02-23

OMG, I was totes listening to Tay-Tay's amazee song antihero which is literally amazee-balls, and like I found out she'd won an award for being the best selling artist of the year, which is super not surprising, it was always goinna be her or Ari, noone else even comes as close as talented as those two icons! its like the 3rd time shes won it too, shes sooo cool! I have all her albums but like I should so get them on vinyl too! Looks super pretty!!!

Speaking of pretty, I was looking up Kylies makeup because I totally need to invest in some, and I thought it was so cool how Kim K and MiMi were besties, but apparently Kimmy is also the sister Kylie gets on best with! Like seriously, is there no one who doesn't liker her??!!! Only jealous haters! #hatersgonnahate

You know who has loads of haters? Belle Delphine, just cuz shes super smart and one of the cutest influencers out there. Like shes so rich now cuz guys wanna buy her bathwater and stuff, like stuck up hags jealous they arent cute enough to do it. Influencer such a kewl job, i think it should be taught and encouraged and stuff

She has an Onlyfans and at work a guy came in looking for clothes as he's starting a gay onlyfans account. I should have asked if we could team up, if he comes b ack in i'll ask for his account. He was super cute in his hoodie 💖

Dua Lipa looked cute too, she literally turned a blazer into a dress, like no freakin' way, total smarts there. I think she might be a literal genius!! Even her shoes were cute and i normally hate flats but what do you expect when you cross Dua with Prada?!

I'm so happy Kaz Crossley has been released from jail, i bet that totally sucked. I've never watched Love Island but with cat fights and cute guys?? I totally should, so much more fun than video games which I suck at lolol

I saw a girl wearing the cutest outfit in the street today. Knee high suede black boots with a pleated dogtooth skirt and opaque tights. I deffo need to look at good ways to style boots, and maybe take a good look at her bf too!

Love this look, deffo stealing the style in below example

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Wednesday 22-02-23

Hii diary!! So like OMG, i saw LIREALLY the most adorbes tiktok earlier, totally super cute and stuff. So Kim K was with Mimi, and their kids North & Monroe did a dance video and their moms joined in in like a total twist ending! so fun lol, luv how such boss girls like KK and MC are besties like their kids, total inspo BFF goals! Loved Mimi's leggings and boots combo too, so fetch, need to try see what brands they were!

I know what isn't fetch though. So like, 2 my fav influencers seem to me having major fallout which is super lame :( Brekie Hill is calling Livvy Dunne a bully and a mean bitch, but like Livvy is super amazee, so I think Brekie is being a total bitch and being super catty because she's well jel how popular Livvy is! I know I am but thats cuz i wanna be popular (esp with the boys!!!) but I'm super happy shes done well! She deserves it!

Speaking of cute boys, Harry Styles is holding a tour soon! I wont be able to make it this year, but I need to save upo to go to his next one! He's soooo dreamy and like such a gd singer too! Gonna watch every clip of his tour online I can find for now! I luv this pic of him in PJ's, I'd wear something cute if slept with him too but also super sexy bc its Styles duh!!!

I know it wasn't a tour, but RiRi's performance at the sports thing was amazee! Such a total queen I had to shake my booty to her! AND Oh My Gawd!! She's pregnant!!! Her amd ASAP Rocky are the perf couple, bet this baby will be super cute just like her baby boy! I hope we find his name out one day!! But like her outfit was to die for! Total crimson red she was on fire! But shes so amazee with her fashion choices, like I seriously would never have thought about wearing a cotton canvas flight suit, but she pulled it off so well! That silk jersey catsuit and leather corset just made it to die for! Was custom made for her by Loewe, who I've never heard off, so will totally look them up and see if I can get some fake stuff to feel like RiRi hehe! Also I'm gonna make sure I get like all her albums. Don't worry RiRi, I'll get you your money!

I do need to invest in some makeup though, and take a look at my skin care routine. Gonna watch some tutorial's on the basics and see if I can get some Kylie makeup. Love her brand and shes an icon too! A girl at work always looks on point, I might have to ask her what she uses!

TTYS x

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My Girly Diary

@miss-boss-bitch has set me the following task in order to become a vapid basic bitch sissy.

I am to keep a diary/blog, that I must update every day. Each entry must cover all ten topics that Princess has chosen for me to write about. The idea is that I spend so much time reading about stuff to put in my blog and writing about it that I have less time for my old boring stuff like video games etc. She also hopes that the way she’s chosen the topics and the frequency means that I will spend so much time on this stuff that I will genuinely become knowledgeable in it, replacing boring make knowledge with it as it requires my brain to find it interesting. She’s also really hoping I won’t be able to stop myself giving an opinion if I hear any of the topics being discussed in a nearby conversation, letting others suspect my girly interests.

If I fail to do a daily entry, fail to cover all ten (or any additional topics given), or do not write an entry of sufficient quality in her opinion, I must pay her a £10 fine or be blocked. I must also write in as girly way as possible so that girly language starts leaking into my vocabulary in my day to day life. So she either gets to turn me into a total super basic bitch for her amusement, or gets to profit from my failures. Either way she wins.

My 10 topics are:

I must write about one of my three role models. @miss-boss-bitch told me to pick three celebrities who I feel would be my role models as a bimbo. Having to write about at least one of them a day with all 3 being covered in a week period will help make me obsessed with them. I have picked the following; Taylor Swift, Ariana Grande & The Kardashians (Semi cheating as 5 sisters on that group but she allowed it)

I must write about a celebrity who is not one of my idols but that I have written about in my diary before. This will help make sure I keep up to date on celebrity culture.

I must write about about a celebrity I have written about before but not written about in over a week. This will help make sure I stay up to date on my favourite celebrities.

I must write about a celebrity I have never written about before. This is to keep my knowledge on different celebrities expanding so that I gain a wider knowledge than just focusing on a certain few.

I must write about a male celebrity or a male I know in real life. This is to keep my mind in what girly girls like: cock. I must emphasise what I like about the male I write about.

I must write about fashion. This is because I need to learn clothes are way more fun than games or films or other stuff. Fashion needs to be my live passion.

I must write about makeup. I need to become an expert on makeup so that I know how to make myself look like a slut for men.

I must write about some girly pop culture; eg TV show or music. This is so I spend time with girly media rather than typical boyish stuff. I am not a boy.

I must write about a girl I saw today that I admire for non sexual reasons. I need to be a good girl and good girls like men, so I need to learn to only admire other girls for their clothes or makeup etc. This will start making me see girls I know as BFF’s rather than trying to impress them by pretending to be a man.

I must include picture, either images if a blog, or cutting scraps and sticking in a diary. This is to waste more time doing girly things and to help me admire the celebrities for being better than I could ever be.

I have been allowed certain leeway for the first few days but from Monday next week, the fine system will enter effect if I fail.