You probably don't know me. I probably don't know you. My name could be Gladys. Statistically, it probably isn't. Let's be friends anyway.
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they were unkind to you. don’t let that make you unkind.
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I wish there was a GoodReads for TV shows and movies. You could do all the same things: track the shows or movies that you're currently watching, rate specific episodes as you watch them, make a list of what you want to watch, get tailored suggestions, all that. Most importantly, you could keep track of how long you've spent watching shows -- you could see it minutes, days, weeks, months or years. Idk, I just reckon that could be really cool.
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Me downloading Tumblr again in 2018 b/c I have more responsibilities than ever to avoid
Forget feeding my anxiety, I've just given it a fucking SMORGASBOARD.
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One of my American relatives just reposted something that is essentially pro-Trump and I don't know what to do about it.
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Using text shortcuts in the English language -- such as "I no ill c u soon" -- was OK when it was 2005 and we were charged 35c per text message, but it's 2017. Texting is usually free AND unlimited now. Go back to proper spelling.
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Perhaps one of the scariest things about being an adult is that I'm not 100% sure if my parents are becoming increasingly homophobic/racist over time or if they've always been like that and have only just begun to show it.
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“hi optus? can i have dan’s number, i want to take them out for a beer and possibly marriage.”
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I began my paper with the opening lyrics to the original Pokémon theme song
God I hope I made the right choice.
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I think I'm slowly losing respect for Taylor Swift, but I literally do not have the time right now to do the research to find out if my reasons are valid, and that really adds to the stress of it.
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So, idea:
@taylorswift starts a worldwide card-mailing service, so that the next time my ex-boyfriend decides to send me an unsolicited love letter almost FOUR YEARS after we broke up, and SIX MONTHS after I told him never to contact me again, I can order a card to be sent to his house that sings "We are never getting back together" when he opens it up.
Idk, if tumblr would like to help a girl out so that something can be done about this, that'd be awesome.
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How to properly pet animals by Adam Ellis
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Can we talk about how Anne Hathaway’s husband Adam Shulman looks a bit like William Shakespeare… who had a wife named Anne Hathaway?
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