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Thinking about this very specific dynamic that I have with a friend where she'll go around introducing me as her girlfriend to people I don't know when her boyfriend is very much next to us
And this usually happens AFTER introducing him as her boyfriend
And him is so resigned to it he doesn't even react
#there also this time where him and I played rock paper scissors#and the winner got to kiss her#and we went on for like. 15 rounds#ramblings
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It's impressive how Neil Gaiman vanished from the internet. Wish Rowling would do the same.
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I must really hate myself bc upon knowing there was a new Robin Jason comic I just went straight to reading it.
And then I immediately remembered why I stopped reading Jason comics lol
C'MON THE FIRST PAGE HOW COULD YOU DROP THE BALL SO BAD ON THE FIRST PAGE
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Everyone is nostalgic and no one is sincere. Do you get the idea
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me, struggling to write: hmm, this part is a little difficult. maybe i should check my planning document, which i created as a helpful tool for my writing process!
the planning document:
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people love to find progressive ways to say we should all be arranged into separate groups and try our hardest to not relate to one another
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Adding Leviathan by Thomas Hobbes on this
im dying over this thread of algorithmically-generated/otherwise low-effort Kindle covers
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Idk how the hell people read Tolstoy and don't bounce off the misogyny. Idk! idk! idk!
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#i think probably het but enby#based on nothing except this one time when she told me#'i mean. everyone have days where they feel a little more like a boy and days where they feel a little more like a girl. that's normal'
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*very emblematic of disney sanitizing the fuck out of stitch.
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Imagine you got bullied as a kid so to make up for that insecurity you became a super successful alpha male grindset influencer and then one day you got pushed into a portal and found yourself in an alternate universe where you're a malewife who married your old bully. That happened to Luo Bingge
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the curse of summer is buying and eating an inadvisable amount of fruit in single sittings.
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Bingqiu having a nice relaxing day together on Qing Jing Peak 🌱🎍
Recently as a pinch hitter I got to pick up the prompt for @ohsweetflips ! Thank you for your infinite patience!
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