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it’s almost halloween…… vampires…… my window will be open………..
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therapist: cunt dracula is not real and cannot fuck you.
cunt dracula:
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Sorry for infodumping about my special interest out of nowhere, you said a keyword and it activated my unskippable dialogue
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i dont care if mondays blue. tuesday coo and wednesday coo. thursday yea im gonna coo it's friday im a dove
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i think it is important to recognize the ways in which your favorite thing sucks. i think it keeps u normal
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donald trump will die on july 20th 2025 at 1pm pacific standard time
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“You think every citizen should have access to free and accessible healthcare?”
Wrong!!!
I think that Asylum seekers and Migrant workers and The Undocumented and Everyone Else should get free healthcare too
I love immigration
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Graham crackers are so stupid good. Thank you to Mr Graham or whoever
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keep thinking of this tweet and trying to not crack up in front of women
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btw if you’re fat and your partner doesn’t love you wholeheartedly, if they’re attracted to you “despite” your body, if they avoid touching you, if they look away from certain parts of you, you’re allowed to break up with that person. look at me. you can do better. you are not unloveable and you don’t have to settle i fucking promise.
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One time when I was a kid I had to leave a zombie survival forum because it became all too clear that I was the only one there for whom the zombie apocalypse was a fun hypothetical thought exercise and not a very real imminent apocalypse, like, people there were in the process of actually purchasing bunkers. I think of this because recently on discord I saw a man throw a straight-up tantrum because his idea to use caltrops on zombies wasn’t being taken seriously
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