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The sexiest thing about me?

Everything hurts my feelings

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my cat, passed out in a patch of sunlight: ooooooooh i’m a warm little bitch!

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i’m losing my fucking mind (x)

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im going to off myself

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my followers anytime I post anything

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met a dumb ass today, awful

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yall know so much about astrology

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You’re teleported to 44 BCE Rome in your everyday street clothes. You’re brought before Caesar and he believes you might be from the future, hoping to bring him fortune. One day he questions you, asking “How Do I Die?”

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when my mental health is suffering and my friends ask if i need anything

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I love Gordon Ramsay so much.

He comes from a very poor family. His father was an alcoholic who beat him and his mother (he once poured hot tea over her and put her in hospital several times), his brother is a drug addict, he literally built an empire out of nothing.

He credits his mother as his biggest inspiration and often has her cooking in his shows.

When he left his first restaurant he pulled a successful Jerry Maguire - the entire kitchen staff went with him. That tells you what he’s like to work with.

He was one of the first to give a restaurant to a female chef.

He went to prison (Gordon Behind Bars) and taught inmates to bake and they opened a bakery (Bad Boys Bakery) that is still running. He hired one of them when he got out.

He did documentaries about the cruelty of shark hunting and cocaine. (when he discovered cocaine was used by his staff he didn’t fire anyone but made sure they are offered treatment)

His kids are a treasure.

He is always ALWAYS kind to servers.

When one of his partners (Marcus Wareing) wanted to leave they got into a fight and settled it in court, they no longer speak to each other but this is what Marcus said about him after the fight: 

I feel bad that the first association to him for a lot of people is this shouty TV chef when he’s truly a wonderful person. 

Oh and then there’s this:

this entire episode 

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are you a finger guns bisexual or an awkward thumbs up bisexual

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I know they originally did want fnv to be playable after you finish taking the dam, but without that hh feels like a really weird dlc to me. Mostly because theres this war on the horizon that the courier has the key to, and suddenly it just like… guess ill take this random job and go to utah. And you cant take companions, so it’s literally just a huge ollie outie, and its funny but also…kinda sad

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On this day 33 years ago Will Byers disappeared.

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why do some states in USA have really straight borders and some have really shaky ones as if i drew the lines