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RUPTURES ANALYSED

BEGINNING PHASE 1

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Now I'll put on my blindfold and my sex hat, maybe you are starting to suspect that I'm already hard, now reach for the stars! You can do us! You can do us! Let's go!

There was no witnesses to your strange sexual acts.

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It's time to go for the gold, there should be no doubt. Except for you Roger, would you please leave now? Now girls form a line in order of height- Goddammit, Roger, what did I just say?

Roger is dead

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Take control of your life, now be your own boss. The world is your oyster, I've got the cocktail sauce! Get ready to cream in the jeans of your dreams! You can do us! You can do us! Here are some of the sensual sounds that you may hear during our motivational program: AaahaaaAAA, hyEAH, uheh eh, HA HU HEEH, UHeh, DuWEnhuh, Heh.

The cocktail sauce was eliminated.

All other sounds were heard after Dicter was gone from the scene.

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When your dreams are slipping through your fingers, you need to get double teamed by ninjas. You're a smokin' hot chick, so grab life by the dick! You can do us! You can do us!

The ninjas were a threat.

They were dealt with swiftly.

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There is just one simple key to unleashing the goddess that we all know you can be, just follow your heart and always believe that one day you'll get plowed by Ninja Brian and me.

Dicter proceeded to steal the goddess

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We're very glad you could join us today at the annual Women's Appreciation Buffet. Where you'll get inspired to reach all your goals. you're gonna fight all your foo like a thousand Dave Grohls.

Dicter has no gender.

Dicter does not understand.

Dicter does however casually steal the buffet for research purposes.

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Extending two tendrils, Dicter patted Zipper on the head one more time.

You get away from my dog

Dicter stared at Molly, growling slightly

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Dicter tilted its head at her. It didn't seem to be hostile.

You get away from my dog

Dicter stared at Molly, growling slightly

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Threat increased.

Analyzing...

ID: ELIZA JONES

Action: Retreat, potential threat level increasing.

Dicter fired a flurry of beams around, before crashing out of the nearest window, fading back to blue.

The beam hit dead-on.

"ACK!"

"I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IS GOING ON."

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Without a sound, Dicter patted Zipper's head again.

Its "gaze" never left Molly, however.

You get away from my dog

Dicter stared at Molly, growling slightly

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Violent response. 

Threaten.

Dicter fired a beam at Wily, purposely aiming to only hurt his side.

"…That was a good pistol."

"THAT. WAS A GOOD. PISTOL."

"THAT WAS A GOOD FUCKING PISTOL!"

"ALL ACTIVE LOYALISTS, PURSUE THIS… WHATEVER IT IS. ALL ROBOT MASTERS, SAME ORDER."

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The pistol was quickly snapped in half, and Wily released as Dicter withdrew.

"Oh schieEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"

He involuntarily let go of the pistol.

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Still pursuing.

Still silent.

You get away from my dog

Dicter stared at Molly, growling slightly

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Quickly grabbing Wily's head, Dicter pushed it to the side, burning the red symbol into the side of his neck.

With a spare tendril, it grabbed his pistol.

dicter started following you

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Dicter quietly followed.

You get away from my dog

Dicter stared at Molly, growling slightly

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Dicter planned to pin Wily to the ground, mark him and destroy the weapon.

It hissed shrilly at the dictator, already firing up its laser.

dicter started following you