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the real reason howl kept his castle moving was tax evasion
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anyway so the first time sam’s birthday rolled around after he left for stanford dean bought and filled out a birthday card, either corner to corner or something simple like “happy birthday, bitch” or maybe he filled several out because none of them seemed to say the right thing. he even found sam’s address for the envelope and everything. but i think when he went to mail it he drove by the post office several times before parking the car at the gas station across the street, putting $20 on a pump (even tho he hadn’t driven much since he filled her tank the day before), and driving to some field to practice his shot for the rest of the day. he throws the card in some untouched compartment of his duffle and tries to forget about it. i think he does this every year but as time goes on he stops writing them with the intention of sending them, so the cards go from:
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19th century books will kill off a main character in one sentence and then spend 3 pages describing a street
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owen trying to get carlos to stop calling him captain strand
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looking at laz rising cas.. indescribable feelings
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Okely-dokely kids, it's Rocketman month. How are we celebrating? 💕🎶🚀
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EVERYTHING. IS SEX. EXCEPT SEX. WHICH IS POWER. YOU KNOW POWER. IS JUST SEX. NOW ASK YOURSELF WHOS SCREWING YOU!
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“People think that intimacy is about sex. But intimacy is about truth. When you realize you can tell someone your truth, when you can show yourself to them, when you stand in front of them bare and their reponse is ‘you’re safe with me’ — that’s intimacy.” — Taylor Jenkins Reid [insp.]
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valentina’s 2k follower celebration ♡ for @butheknewellenough
schitt’s creek + top-rated episodes by season
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As you can see, I’m wildly popular. Some might venture to call me beloved.
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hope is kind of the whole point ► sam in the kripke era (s1-5)
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Tony Stark and Stephen Strange in Avengers: Infinity War => for @tomhrdy, Merry Christmas!
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girls im going to keep it real with u im getting worried about my spotify wrapped already
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“I find a guy in a dumpster who turns out to be some kind of blind vigilante who can do all this really weird shit, like smell cologne through walls and sense whether someone is unconscious or faking it. Slap on-top of that he can take an unbelievable amount of punishment without one damn complaint.” - “The last part’s just Catholicism.”
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