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diddle-my-decker · 12 days
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saw I trap: hey girlie! this guy is dead. but he has a key in his tummy!! could you get it out to save yourself??
saw traps II and up: preform brain surgery on yourself then eat your own arm then watch your wife be brutally murdered then melt all your skin off with this acid then kill 7 innocent bystanders. you have 45 seconds. now you'll think twice about taking antidepressants.
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diddle-my-decker · 16 days
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It’s so fucked up that society devalues young women so much that any band that’s primarily enjoyed by teenage girls is automatically denied respect from the critical establishment. But maybe now that mcr’s teen girl audience have all grown into adult men, their next album will get more recognition.
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diddle-my-decker · 19 days
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diddle-my-decker · 19 days
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Ideal work schedule:
I show up and am given a list of cognitively engaging but achievable tasks
I complete the list
I leave immedietly
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diddle-my-decker · 19 days
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diddle-my-decker · 19 days
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Tumblr already has a personalization algorithm it's called my beloved mutuals who have great taste and only wish to psychologically damage me sometimes
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diddle-my-decker · 24 days
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There's a bunch of adhd advice out there that's like "people with adhd tend to work better under deadlines due to the anxiety so here are ways to artificially induce a stress response in order to get you to get work done" and it's like well what if I don't want to be stressed out all the time in order to function
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diddle-my-decker · 26 days
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So embarrassing but who cares. But so embarrassing but who cares but it’s so embarrassing but also who cares but it really is embarrassing but really who cares BUT it’s so embarrassing though probably nobody cares but it’s embarrassing asf and nobody cares but
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diddle-my-decker · 28 days
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happy birthday trans people in my phone
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diddle-my-decker · 28 days
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Happy trans day of visibility!
Shoutout to trans men!
Shoutout to trans women!
Shoutout to nonbinary, genderqueer, genderfluid, etc. people!
Shoutout to POC trans people!
Shoutout to disabled trans people!
Shoutout to closeted trans people!
Shoutout to all the trans people of our past who paved the way for us!
And let's remember all the trans people who've died trying to life their life as their true selves. They won't be forgotten, and their impact will forever be with us.
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diddle-my-decker · 28 days
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to partake in creation. happy tdov !
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diddle-my-decker · 30 days
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I didn't know this could happen.
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diddle-my-decker · 30 days
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diddle-my-decker · 1 month
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diddle-my-decker · 1 month
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my blog is a safe space for me. the rest of you are in danger i think
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