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watching the episode of Last Week Tonight about AI slop overrunning various internet platforms, and I'm glad that tumblr's so irrelevant that I don't have to wade through that stuff here

once again, tumblr wins by losing

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A group of curious preschoolers visits some beehives in Stockholm

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I love getting "prev"ed, it's like getting a good grade on tumblr dot com, something that is both normal to want and possible to achieve

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I was reading earlier today about how, in Scandinavian folklore, the nomenclature that's usually rendered as "ring" in modern English can variously refer to bracelets, armlets, or torcs as well as to finger rings. It's usually clear from context which is intended, though there are some legendary "rings" whose form is not specified in surviving accounts.

This ambiguity is, of course, not present in Tolkien's Lord of the Rings; though the work and its titular object are inspired by these sagas, the One Ring is clearly described as a finger ring. However, my brain has seized upon the finger-ring-or-bracelet ambiguity and spontaneously produced an anachronistic 1990s teen movie version of The Lord of the Rings in which the One "Ring" is a cursed slap bracelet.

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“if you’re sensitive to sounds when sleeping, just use earplugs!” i cannot stress enough that the sensory feeling of having my ears fully blocked AND now being able to hear my own heartbeat and breathing and every other sound that’s happening inside my own body is a million times worse than whatever ambient noise may be keeping me awake

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daily affirmations:

i am kind

i am in control of my emotions

it does not bother me when someone is in the kitchen while i was planning to be in there alone

everyone in the house has the right to be in the kitchen

i am kind and in control of my emotions even when someone is in the kitchen while i was planning to be in there alone

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fuckinh LOVE making fun of alpha males. like how does anyone take these fuckers seriously. they're like "we're so powerful and rich from scamming people that we aren't afraid of ANYTHING because we're MEN" and then it turns out they're scared of like. the color pink. youtube comedians. the dark. disney movies. gay people who aren't even bothering them. japan. vegetables. actual water. women speaking. women

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It really is 2003 again Jesus Tapdancing Christ.

Like, all Republicans did was replace Iraq and gay people with Iran and trans people.

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Brennan having the realization he’s gonna have to play Wealwell all season is so fucking funny because it’s like this has happened in almost every Intrepid Hero season lmao

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Good morning sleepyhead~

IM BACK FROM MY 2ND HAITUS WHATS UPPPP

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"you should be at the club" i should be in the woods. performing the ritual.

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Losing my mind at this poor girl in Argentina who found a kitten on the side of the road and adopted it only to find out it was a freaking jaguarundi. Look at that fucking thing. That's a whole ass kiddy cat