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humans are a subspecies of elf known for dying really quickly and being stressed the whole time

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Apples are so fucked up you can get two from the same pile ans one tastes more like an apple than anything youve ever eaten and the other tastes like water poisoned by pharaohs

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It should be illegal to require that any device or software connect to the internet just to run. I shouldn't need to log in with microsoft to open any of their programs on my local computer. All games should be playable without access to an online server. All media you pay for should be downloadable to local disk as a raw file and if they don't like that because they know you'll share it and upload it, tough shit. They took your money already, they'll live.

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reminder that coming up with some fake little dudes and creating intricate storylines in your head is a completely free and fun way to pass the time and the government can't stop you

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no doubt about it traveller, you're looking for the clitoris. here, i'll mark it on your map

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my favorite love language is trying, actually

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u are all so so loved by me

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fake ass emo i see your tail wagging

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This blog is a view into what life is like when you are not chosen by god

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​i lied. i don't like sex. open heart surgery

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fukomo

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i dont think i was put on this earth to spend 40 hours a week doing any one thing

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[Showing you my camera roll] oh yeah heres me lost in the forbidden wood, afraid

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Bugs don’t get trapped in resin like they used to. Now everything is woke.

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