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I wish I have a room like this.

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It's demon season!

fun things to do in october!!!

-pumpkin themed beverages

-plan your halloween

-summon a demon

-bob for apples

-sweaters

-commit first degree murder

-carving pumpkins

-horror movies

-eat spiders

-haunted houses

-sending everyone you know those pumpkin man gifs

-dig your own grave

-find cute halloween costumes

-get a shit-ton of candy

-buy body parts and create frankenstein’s monster

-jump leaf piles

-sip hot tea in the cool fall weather

-replace everyone’s heads with jack-o-lanters

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Waking up on september 1st like:

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IF YOU NEED TO CALL 911 BUT ARE SCARED TO BECAUSE OF SOMEONE IN THE ROOM, dial and ask for a pepperoni pizza. They will ask if you know you’re calling 911. Say yes, and continue pretending you’re making an order. They’ll ask if there’s someone in the room.

You can ask how long it will take for the pizza to get to you, and they will tell you how far away a dispatcher is.

Here is an example video

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Reblog this sigil to attract love into your life

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All three of my Six of Crows couples portraits. I felt so much from this series, felt so much for these characters and the very different relationships that progressed throughout the books. Thank you, Leigh, for making something beautiful and fun and heartbreaking all in the space of a few hundred pages. One of the highlight reads of my life.

Thank you to everyone who has sent me kind messages - I unfortunately can’t respond to them all, but it’s been so much fun working these characters into visual life and having you all raving and gushing along the way. I really really love you guys

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“A gambler, a convict, a wayward son, a lost Grisha, a Suli girl who had become a killer, a boy from the Barrel who had become something worse.” 

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The Wraith / The Bastard of the Barrel / The Sharpshooter / The Merchling / The Drüskelle / The Heartrender

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Summer Camp Gothic

The camp is located in the middle of the forest. It’s thick and easy to get lost in. Almost too easy. 

The sloppy joes are delicious, even with the palatable taste of metal. 

A girl named Erin left her cabin last night and has disappeared. No one is looking for her, no one even remembers her. But she existed. You saw her. She existed. 

Everyone gathers around the campfire and sing songs well into the night. It’s not until the second to last song that you realize that they are chants. Are you summoning something, or are you banishing?

The councilors have a list of fun activities for you: archery, woodwork, sports, rune carving, incense making, even one on how to speak this archaic language no one’s heard of before.

One night you wake to the sound of something clumsily dancing on the roof. It’s unnatural, unnerving, and it doesn’t stop. You tell the councilors the next day. Their faces twist into grimaces and say that you were probably dreaming. You were wide awake the whole time.

The lake is off limits; no one is allowed to swim there. One boy throws caution to the wind and does so anyway. He holds his breath and ducks down, and is never seen again

There’s a camp garden that everyone helps out with. There are fruits, veggies, and this strange looking flower that likes to smell you back.

Years later you decided to look up more information about that camp. Hours of research prove fruitless and you find, much to your growing unease, there’s no record of it ever existing. 

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My Sonion ita bag is now complete

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the great diamond authority, as drawn by rebecca sugar

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these are so beautiful!!!

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