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“it’s circus work.” not to me. not if it’s my monkeys.

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just met a three month old pomeranian named horchata. her paw was the size of my fingertip. she looked like half a dandelion fluff

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💥🌈 IT'S THAT TIME AGAIN 🌈💥 it's pride! it's new stuff! it's a sale! get some gay stuff for your gay house or your gay friends! from me, a big gay idiot! IT'S ALL HERE IT'S ALL ON SALE IT'S ALL GAY! 🌞

🌈 CLICK! 🌈

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A good rule of thumb for AI is "would you trust a trained pigeon to do this?"

"We trained a pigeon to recognise cancerous cell clusters and somehow they're really good at it" okay great, that's something that could plausibly be a thing.

"We trained a pigeon to recognise good CV:s and left it in charge of sorting through all our job applications" uh perhaps consider not doing that.

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Double take

(via)

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gives you a badjob. a weirdjob. doing some unusual shit to your penis.

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I find it absolutely hilarious that after playing the popularised sexy man “James Bond” for what feels like a millennium, Daniel Craig has only now reached tumblr sexy man status by playing a funky southern gay detective with a hubby that bakes sour bread. If this is not the most on brand tumblr thing I don’t know what is

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#they're married okay

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shoutout to gay detectives and their husbands across history

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rian johnson i am begging you to reconsider the knives out x muppet crossover

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loving this trend of fancy queer detectives, let's keep it up 🏳️‍🌈

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I wish I could have warm fur. Like her.

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Knives Out (2019) dir. Rian Johnson

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hey guys is it over or are we back i think i lost track

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Today's Seals Are: Soaking Weaners