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*flirting with an older man* when i was born you had already attempted suicide once
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my grandma just tried to pronounce blorbo to ask me what it means.
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don’t care didn’t ask my favorite fictional character is in love with me
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noo smoking is so bad for you put that out. on me. please
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(‘I’m gonna turn these into a series’ I say and proceed to get distracted after two or three pieces)
Anyway-❤️
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‘i can fix him’ ‘i can make him worse’ well I can pick him up like this.

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*I’ve lost my bald boyfriend but I notice the light reflecting off his head in the distance* ah! There he is, my shining star in the dark!
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Baby I wasn’t stalking you I was doing research
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just occured to me that this is probably a threat but What if it was soooo sweeties actually. what if he was holding my hand about it
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#a couple !!#natsuki and rei are both popular idols :)#and then i have a handful of f/os tht r famous for other reasons besides like. Being celebrities
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#peter is so fucking funny bc the answer is All of the above#reid is the Several page long essay guy
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when i write my f/os i always want to have them casually calling me/my s/i "puppy" but i dont know if thats too risque. like its used in the same context as "baby" but im like What if i get in trouble for being a pervert
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