digitalisnarcissus
digitalisnarcissus
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digitalisnarcissus · 6 hours ago
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New 'Bootcamp' boyband.
According to sources a new boyband has been formed at Bootcamp with 5 solo contestants thought to be more promising as a group.
The boyband made up of auditionees: Louis Tomlinson, Harry Styles, Liam Payne, Niall Horan and Zayn Malik
(Liam being one of this years re-auditonee’s) The boyband are yet unamed.
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Previous groups formed at Bootcamp have usually been doomed from the start and although usually making it through to the live shows don’t go much further. Futureproof, Hope and Miss Frank to name the most well known,
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digitalisnarcissus · 18 hours ago
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i’m so glad my girl is going to be ok 🥺
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digitalisnarcissus · 19 hours ago
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There's probably not an official plan, because that feels like it'd be awkward if it ever got out, but guaranteed this has kept some bishops up at night.
What happens if the Pope comes out as trans halfway through being Pope. Is there some transphobia agency that will remove the trans Pope. What can they do if the Pope gets up and she says "so I'm Pope Joan II now, and God's cool with it". She said God's cool with it and she's kind of like, the God person, and also she's got the Swiss Guard wearing Protect the Dolls shirts, so what are some mad bishops going to do
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digitalisnarcissus · 21 hours ago
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This is so fucked
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digitalisnarcissus · 1 day ago
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Sesame Street (1979)
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digitalisnarcissus · 1 day ago
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If we're sharing conspiracy theories, then mine is compression.
What if you compressed the shit out of something and then put back lost detail with AI? A one time compute to save storage might be worth it at the scale of youtube. Is that plausible in any way? No fucking clue. Although not being plausible doesn't seem to stop tech these days anyway.
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digitalisnarcissus · 2 days ago
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Chocolate guy... What the fuck!?
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digitalisnarcissus · 2 days ago
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Anon should go and watch that war of the worlds he was in. So bad in a crisis I wanted the aliens to win just so he'd shut the fuck up.
as a lesbian my shameful crush is tom cruise. i think it's mostly a competency thing tbh. and i think he'd be a calming presence during a crisis
Tom Cruise? Calming? You think Tom Cruise would be calming? A calming presence? Tom Cruise? Competency? You think Tom Cruise is competent? Tom? Tom Cruise? Calming? During a crisis? Calming? Tom Cruise? A calming? Presence? Tom Cruise? You think during a crisis Tom Cruise would calm you down? Tom? Tom Cruise?
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digitalisnarcissus · 3 days ago
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I know the chairs are there for parental oversight, but at first I thought it was some kind of spectator sport.
it is simply not a midwest festival without a corn pit
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digitalisnarcissus · 3 days ago
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an interesting linguistics find! so I'm reading this text from 1908 and it keeps referencing "hp" in the context of "not being at full hp" "applying your full hp to a task" etc
and I'm like....... okay that is a perfectly normal way to describe energy and reads totally clear to me, but I KNOW you don't mean hit points/health points which is the first place my brain goes, so what are YOU using hp to mean
and it's not explained in-text, which means it was common enough to not warrant explanation to the 1908 audience, so gotta look elsewhere
horsepower. turns out it's horsepower.
and I'm absolutely FASCINATED that a commonly used initialism from 1908 now stands for something different AND YET the contextual meaning is still the same to a 21st-century reader
I could hand this guy my nintendo switch and he'd be like, ah yes I understand, this ''''pokemon'''' loses horsepower throughout the fight
language is amazing
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digitalisnarcissus · 3 days ago
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digitalisnarcissus · 3 days ago
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tumblrs ui design is so ass like its so incredibly easy to just misclick and unfollow a beloved long time mutual or follow some cunt instead of blocking them or send someone a random post on accident . and theyre still just like "yeep the only possible improvement our ui could ever use is Make Everything Circles i think. and maybe add a few more buttons nobody uses"
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digitalisnarcissus · 3 days ago
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my friend and i have been losing our goddamn minds over the photography in this zillow listing and i feel the need to share it with you all too
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the lighting??? the fog?? the atmosphere???
this shit is like high art and it's a ZILLOW LISTING . and that's not even all the photos!!! what the fuck!!!
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digitalisnarcissus · 3 days ago
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Book 19 in the @batmanisagatewaydrug book bingo
Literary Fiction: Tomorrow, and Tomorrow, and Tomorrow by Gabrielle Zevin
Yeeeeah. Nah. I would've DNF'd this before 50 pages if it wasn't a physical book, and it did good work to get back to being acceptable but I think I simply do not vibe with where contemporary litfic is at the moment. It's so middle class. I don't even know what I mean by that exactly, how does the genre look different if these people know by heart which shape of pasta is cheapest, I don't know, but I *feel* it. It's alienating. There's a barrier between me and them and it never fully gets dismantled even when they're talking about universal human experiences like grief and friendship and getting way too into a lifesim game.
I could sit here and talk about all the ways it didn't work for me and why, and I think I'll probably end up doing that in my Storygraph review because there was a lot that bothered me, but ultimately, the overwhelming feeling was meh, and I'm going with that. A true 3/5⭐
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digitalisnarcissus · 4 days ago
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Title: LEGO Tom Scott Chokes on a Vape
Original Publication Date: Aug 11, 2024
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I don’t know why I made this.
Software Credits:
Mecabricks - https://www.mecabricks.com
Blender - https://www.blender.org/
Adobe Premiere and After Effects - https://www.adobe.com/creativecloud.html
Python - https://www.python.org/
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digitalisnarcissus · 4 days ago
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Nothing makes you feel more like a protagonist in a film from 2002 than typing in drugs.com but it if you want to know about drugs (dotcom) where else you gonna go.
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digitalisnarcissus · 5 days ago
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Book 17 in the @batmanisagatewaydrug 2025 book bingo. (I have broken my accidental no line streak, would've been fairly tricky to maintain at this point)
Memoir
Ashes to Admin by Evie King
This is a memoir by someone who arranges council funerals, that is, the funeral of last resort when there's nobody else or the family can't pay. A real risk then that it is going to be depressing, or sugary, or morbid. But it avoided all those skillfully and is absolutely lovely.
I've been feeling lately that the world is full of people who don't really care and aren't really paying attention. Like everything is half-arsed at best. "Evie" (a pseudonym for discretion which is for some reason broken at the end of the audiobook version) puts so much care and dedication into the final act of these strangers and paints such a charming portrait of each one. It was very soothing. To me anyway. There is obviously a lot of frank discussions of death, and corpses, and the general unpleasantness. But that's life.
The author was a stand-up and comedy writer in a previous life, so it is amusingly written and decently performed in audio too.
Absolute no hesitation 5/5⭐
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