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romantic relationships !

💘  friends to lovers ❣️  enemies to lovers 💜  love at first sight 💙  slow burn 💚  skinny love 💔  exes to lovers again 🖤  on again , off again

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friend relationships !

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enemy relationships !

🔪   friends to enemies 💣   stole something from my muse 🔦   stole something from your muse 🗡   bullied my muse 🔫   bullied your muse ⚔️   family feud 🛠   fueds between mutual friends ❌   guilty by association

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[[ i gotta talk about diegos wife sometime man bcuz i have an entire characterisation and a laundry list of headcanons for them but. i just . i dont talk about her ever

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findfortune​:

” well now, an autograph sounds real nice ━ “ while dolly can’t deny feeling admiration for the guy who successfully married his way into wealth, a piece of paper signed by him has little to no value to her. not that his ego needs to know, though. ” but i was thinkin’ about somethin’ more … refreshin’. “ the suggestion’s followed by a cheeky wink: what better way to celebrate your achievements than spending a few hours with a beautiful and SINGLE young lady, after all? unfamiliar with the town, finding a nice place to win a man over would be troublesome if not for a precious ace in her sleeve. her hand, in fact, instinctively reaches for the compass she stores in the back pocket of her shorts.

” so how about havin’ a drink together? just one and i promise i won’t bother you any further! it’s just that i am sooo far away from my family and friends … sometimes i get a lil lonely, y'know? and most fellas ‘round here, well, they are nowhere near as agreeable as you, to put it kindly. “

He's heard all of this before-- from his own mouth, as well as others. He knows the game she's playing, as he is- or, was- a player of it himself. It's not shown in his face, but he can't help but feel mild offense that she thinks him stupid enough to fall for her little coy act. The wink just confirms all suspicion.

Nose wrinkles at her, and then he turns his back to her in order to hang up his riding helmet onto its hook, content in continuing his post-race rituals as if she weren't there. Hand runs through his hair that's slicked down to his head from sweat before he responds.

"As charming as you are, I can't say I'm interested." Tone is lathered with the brand of dry English sarcasm he prides himself in. He throws a glance over his shoulder at her, hoping that might be his last. "I'm not a people person. And not to be rude, but...

Flattery doesn't work on me. Did you still want that autograph?"

... She might be able to flog it for some money, at least.

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findfortune​:

“ aww … miss dolly understands the disappointment … ”

“ but, i say! someone as great as yourself surely doesn’t need no silly willy test to tell him if he’s handsome or not! how about gettin’ a whole, real person to confirm it, huh? would you like to hear what i think? ”

... A slight annoyed eye-twitch. He scoffs out a gruff sound in response.

“I don’t need a test-- or another person-- to confirm whether or not I’m ‘attractive’.

But if you must voice your opinion,” he knows what Americans are like-- they’ll say what they feel regardless, “consider the ball in your court.”

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@findfortune: dolly vc: its okay, you can say you also think i'm as pretty as a peach <3

Side eye.

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At least he wasn’t the only one getting shafted by that test.

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[[ before i fuck off for tonight. quick appreciation post for the dego icons im probably never gonna use (he’s never happy)

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how attractive are you? || dash game

“Good thing attraction can’t be measured numerically.”

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Muse theme songs || Dash game

Goodbye Yellow Brick Road - Elton John

Come As You Are - Nirvana

By All Means Neccessary - Robbie Williams

The Fear - Lily Allen

Glory - Bastille

Ashes To Ashes - David Bowie

Tagged by @findfortune​!

Tagging: if you see this, you should do it!!!!!

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So hungry, he’s resisting the urge to eat the sugarcubes that are supposed to be for his horse.

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[[ five foot and under gang wya

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[[ all the dash talk about being short... diego fully relates lmao

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an indie , selective , mutuals only jjba original character written by nora / © ;

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[[ i dont do seductive sunday on here but heres his slutty waist idk

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diffxrentwxrlds​:

Spit it out. Coward!

Don’t put him on the spot. He’s NERVOUS.