A pretty swell dude, but I may be a little “BI-ACE”d I like Worms and Musical theater, and that’s it |28| They/She/He
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well yeah i have a pet hydra and it only has one head. i'm not going to cut its head off just to make it look cooler, you asshole. that's seriously unethical. and i'm not letting you cut its head off either. if you really want a hydra with multiple heads, you should go for a rescue- but if you want your pet to look cooler at the cost of its physical health, maybe you shouldn't get any kind of pet at all. no, the hydra's not for guarding my evil tower, it's my pet. have you ever heard of a pet? like a puppy or a kitty? you think i can't defend my evil tower by my self?
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Everyone shut up and look at this carving of a whale from the 1200-600 CE Chumash culture

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watching my promised afternoon thunderstorm slip from a 90% chance to a 20% chance.... baby come back i can change
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The human body is such bullshit, I hate having to google shit like "why am I having stress symptoms when there are no sources of stress in my life".
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happy disability pride month and once again, FUCK lazy subtitles. fuck the [speaks foreign language] instead of actually transcribing the words, fuck shortening sentences and changing whats been said for no reason, fuck censoring swearing in captions but not in audio and fuck anyone who says youre being 'too sensitive' for being upset about a lack of accessibility
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Biodiversity can be achieved through executive dysfunction!
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Hey weather app quick question what does “106% humidity” MEAN
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This poetry comic appears in the latest issue of The Horn Book Magazine. Thanks to author Shoshana Flax for giving me the chance to illustrate her words!
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fuuuuck i just realized that the future idealized version of myself cant exist without current me being the catalyst for change and doing hard things. has anybody heard about this
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Whoever said frogs say "Ribbit" was being incredibly reductive some of these guys do say "Ribbit" but a lot of them be saying "ᴮᵉᵉᵖ" some of them be saying "Waauu" and some of them be saying "Fuck" but I don't know who taught them that one.
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Saw this post by @doppelnatur how dandelions are pretty good trans symbols and got inspired! Happy pride everyone 🏳️⚧️
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