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Adore the bright colors with the super harsh shadows, it's such a nice contrast. The slightly out of focus foreground does give it a slightly ominous vibe.

what are you scared of?
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But imagine your future self, mascara perfect and pristine as you slowly eat an onion bite by bite as you watch your enemies quiver in fear anticipating you breathing directly into their face. Gesturing with the onion as the fumes increase their tears or create them in the first place and you are as perfect as you were when you started.
I think the worst part of being allergic to apples is knowing that if I ever become a supervillain, I won't have anything to eat while I'm monologuing
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This is so intensely beautiful, the texture the color and reflections give the veil is breathtaking. It goes from almost satiny reflective to sheer at the bottom. My one quibble is I can't decide if it only has 3 fingers on each hand or it's about to flip someone off with middle finger extending.

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What an outstanding development :)
Glaze is out!
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Behold my 1200 card deck, mill decks, and weep.

My friend forgot to secure the latch on his magic card briefcase and all his commander decks are now mixed together. Now he’s playing 1200 card pickup and has to reorganize everything.
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I love the spiky hair halo thing in green. But small spikes could make flipping your braid go from flirty to fighting dirty.




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....I thought that shoebill (?) birbs were scary enough being half human sized, I would not want to meet that baleful birb in a dimly lit laundromat without some kind of sacrifice for it.

Quarters only, please [x]
(done in procreate)
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some fools be like “i play games to escape my responsibilities” then pick tank or healer
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Is it bad manners to accept T̵͓̻̀h̷̳̙̔e̶̤̾ ̴̼̘̓͒P̸̫͑̂a̴͙̐c̶̰̿̍ţ̵͍̓̆ without asking about the terms? Asking for me. This is so fun though, the eyes in the background and the very trustworthy looking fox winking.

Do you accept the T̵͓̻̀h̷̳̙̔e̶̤̾ ̴̼̘̓͒P̸̫͑̂a̴͙̐c̶̰̿̍ţ̵͍̓̆?
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You walk around the rock that looks vaguely like a bear if you squint hard enough and perhaps have forgotten exactly what a bear looks like and see something new. Young trees caught up entirely and branches of older trees and bushes curling into a perfect circle, long tendrils of vine dripping down over it like curtains. A step up from the usual stacks of rocks you patiently disassemble to give the local bugs and fish their homes back, it doesn’t look like they damaged any of the plants but maybe it looks different from the other side. It certainly has an aura of mystery here in this otherwise normal bit of the forest so why not take a little hop across the line and hope for a little magic? The vines seem to almost caress you back as you push through, tendrils brushing your cheeks like fingers. At first, it all seems the same and you fight the urge to sigh in disappointment that you weren’t transplanted to a magical fairy realm after going through what was clearly a magic circle. Then you see the fireflies and you try to remember the last time you saw them, tiny lights twinkling in the dark undergrowth. You start as you hear what sounds like a clap and look around for the source, maybe you wandered into someone’s photography session but you don’t see anyone. The clap sounds again, the two claps loud as thunder in the sudden silence and you look up at the source and see a deer clapping at you with it’s antlers as it grips the branches with its hands. Hands cover the eyes, fingers spreading and letting a warm glow escape where the eyes should have been. Maybe it was a fairy circle after all.
hm yeah that sure is a deer, huh.
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And if it’s cold where you are, a warm soup to dip it in and a fresh from the dryer hoodie for extra comfort

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Xena. Psych. Galavant. Supernatural. Lucifer. Such range. And looking at his IMDB Starship Troopers??? I love the absolute delight he radiates in Galavant though, especially with his mighty baby dragon.
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You can only reblog this today.
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I have never seen the movie but I think it’s kind of perfect. Excalibur “Forged by a god. Foretold by a wizard. Found by a king.”
Also young Helen Mirren and so many other people? Like a surprising number of names I recognize from things. Cheesy special effects and wizards?

Lol, mine is apparently, Maximum Risk (1996) “Welcome to the other side of safe.”
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How did you miss Cat-egory 3 purricane?

Cat-egory 3 hurricane
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REBLOG THIS TO GIVE THE PERSON YOU REBLOGGED THIS FROM A GOLD STAR BECAUSE THEY’VE BEEN STELLAR TODAY AND THEY DESERVE IT ⭐️
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