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anyways hims!

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The secret:

Have Oni/Dragon blood

Be the sons of god

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blessed cursed image

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Wu: Hey bro, ur son’s in trouble

Lord Garmadon:

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Jay, on his knees and spitting blood: You may be stronger than me, but I have one thing you don't.

Lord Garmadon: Let me guess, love? Friendship? I've heard it all before.

Jay: No... "updog".

Lord Garmadon: ...

Lord Garmadon: What's "updog"?

Jay, highfiving Kai and re-opening several wounds: I TOLD you he'd fucking say it!

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the garmagrin

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im gonna rate ninjago villains

longass post, basically i go through ninjago villains and r8 them out of 10 (dont take it too seriously)

Skales Fuck as soon as I saw him I knew I was gonna love him. nobody ever listens to him except on the very rare times when his ideas are actually bad so he gets blamed for bad stuff but never thanked for his good stuff?? honestly. dont hate him. also A+ redemption and best dad honestly he’s just an all-around good snake king 9/10

Pythor Loki-esque cannibal snake fucker? He’s def an interesting villain but tbh I’m still bitter that in day of the departed he was the MOST USELESS… literally showed up and yelled a lot and then jumped off a cliff… very relatable tho. Also that whole anacondrai cult thing was very good, defend your culture son (despite… eating them) and good job calling baby lloyd out on his manipulative shit 7/10

Master Chen straight-up the most entertaining villain. like clearly he has NO potential for redemption but he isnt the kind of boy you hope does? literally he was just there to make things fun and HONESTLY he delivers. buttons man. hell yeah 8/10

Clouse he started off as an acceptable villain with that whole garmadon hating backstory and all that dark magic and knowing spells and stuff (and also i love his giant snake pet? id die for her), but then skybound happened. “you conniving deVIL” as if you didnt fucking know thats what was gonna happen dumbass. for fuck’s sake clouse you’re better than this 6/10

Krux and Acronix this is another literally-made-to-be-entertaining villain set but holy SHIT does it work well, they’re competent but the whole “back in my day” vs “THE FUTURE” thing? fuck man that’s brilliant. honestly every scene they had was a gem to watch. not that i want them redeemed by any means (straight up i hope they die actually) but still 8/10

General Kozu WHY DOES HE GET NO LOVE. the only stone warrior to speak english and dont come at me saying he didn’t know what Bequeath meant he straight-up KNEW those were ninja the entire time but didn’t care he was so sick of this shit. literally his entire army (probs family?) can get controlled by whoever puts a fucking hat on TELL ME that’s not sad as fuck. wasted potential tbh i hope he’s okay 9/10

Nadakhan what happened here. the first half of the season set him up as this really sad boy who just wanted his friends back and then wanted to avenge his DEAD DIMENSION and honestly that’s SO GOOD? and then in the second half of the season he just started yelling about marriage. personally i theorize that the sword corrupted him but yknow. 10/10 in the first half of the season, 2/10 in the second half, overall 4/10

what the fuck is this 1/10

Overlord he fucking WORKS as a villain just to be a villain man. like. literally evil incarnate but he’s INTIMIDATING. he also has one of my favorite villain designs from the entire series? he loses points for consistently wheezing tho like do you need an inhaler or smthn man 9/10

Morro I… i still dont know why yall like him. like yeah he’s redeemed but how? what happened? like if kai had a heartfelt conversation with him while he was possessing lloyd about like, how sometimes youre not the green ninja and that’s fine, then i wouldve understood, but this is…. why. he looks like hes never seen a shower 3/10

Garmadon this doesnt even need explanation 10000000000/10

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REBLOG IF YOU THINK, NO, KNOW SENSEI GARMADON DESERVES THE WORLD

Garmadad appreciation time!

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I am an advocate for the return of sensei garmadon

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