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Men invented dueling so they could shoot hot loads into eachother

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when the objectively bad person has traumatic and honestly reasonable reasons for why theyre like that but it doesnt excuse their actions and only serves to make them more tragic as a character

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bingewatching will never come close to bingereading. there is nothing like blocking out the entire Earth for ten hours to read a book in one sitting no food no water no shower no bra and emerging at the end with no idea what time it is or where you are, a dried-up prune that's sensitive to light and loud noises because you've been in your room in the dark reading by the glow of a single LED. it's like coming back after a three-month vacation in another dimension and now you have to go downstairs and make dinner. absolutely transcendental

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I'm like if a girl had the urge to scream and break something all the time but stays quiet instead

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you have to listen to loud music . it scares the evil creatures from your head

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how to stop feeling like your body is a crime scene

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oh you watched a movie I recommended????? you listened to a song I told you about ?????? you read one of my favourite books ?????? do you know that I would literally kill for you ????? let's drink each others blood

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“we live in an uncaring universe” yeah dude and I live in an uncaring house. and I shit in an uncaring toilet. but do you touch an uncaring lover? do you comfort an uncaring child? do you guide to sleep each night a cold and uncaring self?

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i just think it's important to understand that love is not the antithesis of horror in fact it's often the catalyst

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I am calling for a total and complete ban on tiktok pop psychology until we can figure out what the hell is going on

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I kind of love when there's a character who almost exclusively goes by their surname & a random fan calls them by their first name. What is your relationship with this character. Her own mother doesn't call her that

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your blorbo should not be at the club. they'd ruin the vibe if i'm honest

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Don't you worry about my pronouns. My pronouns are pretty standard. Worry about my adverbs. My most frequent ones are "omniously", "haphazardly" and "obliviously".

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i have two fujoshis advising me at all times

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knights of the roundtable