i'm dils (he/they, 24), and i does stuff, and this is where you find some of it. icon by @lionpaws, header is 'the jesus factory' by dennis richter
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Have you ever broken a bone for an embarrassing reason? (I broke my ankle running because the pizza we ordered arrived)
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everyone has dreams about being lost at school, late to work, cant find bathroom etc but whats yalls most common Uncommon stress dream. ill always have dreams about having various problems with my fish tank
#recently i dozed off and dreamed my best friend sending me a text saying he didnt want to be friends anymore#i jolted awake and checked. to make sure.
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JEN D'QUEER??? IS ANYONE HERE JEN D'QUEER???

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don’t kys, you never know when a new type of wet pathetic character is about to be introduced to you via tumblr.com/dashboard thanks to your mutuals
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With Sinners having come out and everyone loving it, can I push peak to the people this one time 😌☝️

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crazy that if youre of a certain age you are aware of a famous naked mole rat character and yet pretty much no one knows any of the weird fucked up facts about them.
#dils declares#theyre cold blooded mammals and organize in ant colonies#but all we know is about that little bitch rufus#naked mole rats are less charismatic than platypuses. clearly.
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"the early 2010s were better" no they weren't. "hey soul sister" was on the radio.
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why do we bother with I hate my partner jokes when your boss is right there
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We all have that one mutual that doesn't follow us
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it’s safe to say i think about this video at least four times a day, i can quote almost the whole thing from memory
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2027: Wizards of the Coast and the American Psychological Association collaborate on the D&DSM, 6th Edition, widely regarded as the worst thing ever published
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Just found a Youtube Channel
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