My genius remains unrealised
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do you think the yearly murders are starting to affect the property value of the arconia
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Whenever I see someone refer to "Victorian era-" for places outside the UK I'm tempted to start saying shit like "Han Dynasty era Rome", "Soviet era Australia" etc
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*opens the oven after preheating to 400*
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Why is OMitB putting Oliver Putnam with women?? He's gay. He is a gay man. Give the man a boyfriend. Jesus, he can't even kiss Meryl Streep convincingly.
On another note, Charles Haden Savage is right there and I've never seen two men in their 70s have more chemistry. It's 2023, just let the old men get together and find some other way to involve more women in your script besides throwing romantic interests at the men, Jesus.
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hyperfixating on this is not enough i need to eat it
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I have a new favourite batshit rail idea
Please build it for the funny please please please
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trump self reported his hair color as strawberry blond....
god it’s so unfortunate that he’s absolutely hysterical
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one thing about me is that i will cry. i cry when i’m happy, i cry when i’m sad, i cry when i am angry, i cry when i am tired, and i cry when i think about life
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okay, you know what? Running away shouldn’t be a crime. It shouldn’t be dangerous, either. Any kid should be able to leave their parents if they want, for any reason. No I’m not kidding.
“But Rue, where will these kids stay? Do you want them on the streets?”
of course not. In an ideal world, a kids would have multiple adults other than their parents they could look to for care, but I recognize that that will never be a reality for every single child. So: youth shelters, if they have nowhere else to go. There should be clean, warm shelters where anyone under 18 can stay for as long as they need, no questions asked. (And of course shelters that aren’t just for kids, but we’re talking about youth rights right now)
“But Rue,” I hear you say, “what if some moody teenager runs away after an argument?”
First of all, I’d rather a thousand moody teenagers run away than one abused child be trapped. Second, so what if one does? A kid needs time away from their parents, so they leave. The vast majority of them will get some time to cool down and then go back home, and if they don’t want to go back, period? Then nine times out of ten, they have a good reason. (Because yes, as hard as it is for you to believe, kids are humans who have common sense.)
“Okay, but what about the one time out of ten the kid doesn’t have a good reason?”
Then the kid doesn’t have a good reason. It doesn’t change anything. If someone wants to break up with their partner because of something stupid, you wouldn’t say they legally shouldn’t be able to. (And if you would, then you’re just a bad person.) No one should have to be in a relationship, romantic or otherwise, that they don’t want to be in.
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