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I wanted to date the adult version of my middle school bullies.

Question for people who romanced them: what’s the appeal of characters like Haley from Stardew Valley and Leah from Coral Island? I have no interest in befriending much less dating the adult version of my middle school bullies and I’m just kind of baffled.

This is a sincere question can someone explain what the appeal is?

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i'm breaking my silence, Jecka is a lesbian to me

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god i wish i could kill whoever made this mod so violently and painfully

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the baddest, most annoying bitches in Baldurs Gate

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please i love you i'm begging you bring back suspension of disbelief bring back trusting the audience like. i cannot handle any more dialogue that sounds like a legal document. "hello, i am here to talk to you about the incident from a few minutes ago, because i feel you might be unwell, and i am invested in your personal wellbeing." "thank you, i am unwell because the incident was hurtful to me due to my childhood, which was bad." I CANT!!!!

do you know how many people are mad that authors use "growled" as a word for "said"? it's just poetics! they do not literally mean "growled," it's just a common replacement for "said with force but in a low tone." it's normal! do you hear me!! help me i love you please let me out of here!!!

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Deeply and genuinely, every time I read something written in first person I want to light myself on fire.

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Drake: I was really tryna keep this PG

Kendrick: I wasn't, fucking kill yourself weird ass pedo little bitch.

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compilation of magilou and velvet being extra gay for each other while i wait for the arise/symphonia collab

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I simply wouldn't have started beef with a guy who has a Pulitzer Prize in music

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how that moment in miranda's route went

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I didn’t know who to marry in Coral Island but the second Leah mentioned taking me on trips and buying me designer I folded like a paper clip.

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Otohan: Laudna, why does Imogen call you babygirl?

Imogen: I'll go with you! I give in! Don't hurt her.

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The yassification of Murrey.

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can’t wait to fulfil my childhood gay fantasy of marrying muffy

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“I won’t put the cups upside down anymore, I promise. Please, please just come back to me Laudna.”

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Omg it's been a while 😖 and i fell into the rabbit hole again 🦋🌻