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What the “haha millennials can’t even make phone calls” crowd fails to appreciate is that making phone calls is a far more user-hostile and physically uncomfortable experience than it was 15-20 years ago.
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it took me so long to get it, but of course buffy summers goes an extra mile when fighting monsters, of course she does backflips, high jumps and pirouettes. she did cheerleading, she liked ice skating, and now she just doesn`t have neither time nor opportunity to do these things that she enjoyed to do as a normal girl, so of course she would involve in her fighting style all the elements she loves to still feel conected to the girl she was (and she still is that girl). of course she is dancing.
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hate an x reader fic do not put me in a situation
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Why do we say “slept like a baby” when babies literally wake up screaming every two hours?
I want to sleep like a middle-aged dad who “rests his eyes” during a Marvel movie and wakes up refreshed, confused, and ready to barbecue.
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Apparently my motto is "Hank Hill probably has Autism."
I stand by that by the way
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Trump appears to have made the military decision without consulting Congress, which (under Article I of the Constitution) has warmaking powers.
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The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.
Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.
So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.
Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.
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PROPAGANDA FOR MICHAEL KEATON
THIS MOVIE IS A BISEXUALS WET DREAM

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one time this japanese fujoshi i follow on twitter posted "the bottom should have a bigger dick so that you can watch it bounce while they get fucked and the top should have a smaller dick so that it can go in easier. uke dicks should be big and decorative and seme dicks should be average size and functional" and honestly her mind
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Fazbears is such a comically evil company that PART OWNER Henry Emily could never have been a good person in the first place. Arnold worked there at its peak under Henry and William and you saw how bad he was treated. No way Henry didnt see all of that.
i see a lot of people angry that henry emily isn’t this “wholesome middle aged man girl dad who makes cookies” character… and im confused.
are people crossing fanon with canon, because henry emily has never been some saint. he’s always been morally gray?? where did yall get the idea that he’s some sweetie pie 😭
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So if Sun is a version of Fiona Murray and Moon is a version of Edwin Murray, then it stands to reason Sun and Moon are also married (as they are a representation of a MARRIED COUPLE!) and are a perfectly reasonable ship to ship.
I'm sure yall Sun x Moon shippers are feeling all sorts of vindication right now.
#fiona murray#edwin murray#secret of the mimic#five nights at freddy's#fnaf security breach#sun and moon fnaf#sun x moon#Fiona Murray x Edwin Murray
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