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via @swatercolor [insta]

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yknow what would be a fucked up phone feature

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thinking about when my professor told me how the boards of companies/orgs/etc. will sometimes hire on a CEO/whatever who they know will basically take a chainsaw to existing infrastructure, let them fuck as much shit up as possible, and then promptly fire them as soon as they've accomplished what the board wanted them to do. then they can point the finger at that guy & look like they're the heroes and the problem is resolved because he's gone now. and they still get to keep all the changes they wanted that nobody else did.

anyway I think it's fun and all to watch the two most divorced men on the planet publicly divorce each other. and also. maybe keep that in mind, is all.

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The point of officially naming a pet is not to actually use that name but to have a baseline from which to come up with every conceivable nickname to call them instead.

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Some pride floofs 🏳️‍🌈✨

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Sewing machine biscut modem trousers, this is plain clothes genius

lions are very mean and like jellyfish

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What is dat *aggressively scuttles* 

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MILDRED?????

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tumblr staff finding out their site has crowdsourced a viral song, only to discover it is 100% unusable in any corporate marketing scenario

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A random sketch 😭

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follow forthefuns for more funny stuff

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I love all books but sometimes you read a book and you’re like so were all 21 thousand of you blindfolded and at gun point when you rated it 5 stars

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some underappreciated vines i haven’t seen in any vine compilation yet i that found way deep in my vines tag