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fuuuuck i just realized that the future idealized version of myself cant exist without current me being the catalyst for change and doing hard things. has anybody heard about this

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wish I was a teddy bear wearing a raincoat or some shit what the fuck

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Today a lot of things happened That could have made my day feel bad bbut i decided my heart is made of sunshine and smiley faces and I continued Onwards and Upwards. Shimmer from within #Shimmerfromwithin

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i'm a gonna flick that clit like i'm king kong

Wh…does…did he do that…?

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wtf you got me missing mr bourdain again 🥺

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i used to be a green onion

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More Lesbianism now

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VAIRË PROPAGANDA (art by Alice Falto):

Valar are hot right

“weaves all things that have ever been in Time into her storied webs, and the halls of Mandos that ever widen as the ages pass are clothed with them”

I have 🥩 with her.

“Her Noldorin name is said to be Gwîr ("Weaver")”

Did you know Gwib means “Penis” in Early Noldorin.

THURINGWETHIL PROPAGANDA (art by Tolrone):

Goth! Vampire! Goth vampire!

Sauron’s messenger :)

Alas she fucking died.

Her cloak got stolen by Lúthien :’( #Justice4Thuri

Did you know her name means woman of secret shadow

Did you know that’s basically all we know about her

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so what youre gonna wanna do is crush the garlic and ginger instead of just slicing it ok, it releases more of those good flavors. yoshi is going to eat me and turn me into an egg now, i love you. remember everything i taught you

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height check. how tall are you people in my phone

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don't forget to be subversive by doing exactly what society wants and expects you to

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one of my formative experiences with sex ed was having sexual desire explained to my class by a catholic nun who was very clearly working on a purely theoretical model. she explained with like increasing mania that women and men are very different because men are "like microwaves" and women "are like crock pots" and the more confused the class (age 13) became the more frantic sister patrick stephen became until she was accidentally making the point that men and women are too much like different appliances to have sex with each other at all. we all felt quite guilty as this was the year twilight came out so we'd all just gotten horny for the first time. so we felt bad for her if anything

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