I’ve searched high and low for the wonderful original post because this is amazing and deserves to be rebloged but I hope this is good enough.
As thundercrumbs said GET OFF THAT MANS FACE!
“Hey baby, come on over and take a dip in my giant amniotic fluid tank to have incomprehensible, barely metaphorical, unprotected sex with me, and witness the birth of a new era. Babe! Wait! Where are you going?? Babe!!! WAAAIIIT!!!”